Jagshemash! Quaker Chemical Stock: Is Very Nice or Great Success?

Chenqui! What Is Quaker Chemical and Why Is It So Important?

Jagshemash my name is Borat Sagdiyev and I am financial expert from Kazakhstan! I come to you today with very exciting news about... Quaker Chemical! Is company that make fluid for metal. Metal very important! We use in Kazakhstan to make strong fences to keep out... neighbors. Jefferies big brain people say Quaker Houghton (as they call themselves in America) is going to be VERY NICE! They change opinion to 'buy' and say price will go up like rocket! Wow Wawa Weewa!

Very Nice! Price Target Higher Than My Neighbor's Goat!

Jefferies thinks stock will go from $109 to $146! That is more money than I see in one year! They say even though stock has gone down like my mustache after shave (very sad!) it will rise again because people need steel like me when I need new teeth (metal!). Also Quaker can make customers pay more if metal get expensive like when I try to sell my sister (joke!).

High Five! Money Coming From Every Direction!

Analyst Laurence Alexander (sound like American President no?) say Quaker get more money even if sales go up little bit! Is like magic! He say if sales go up 15% profit go up 33%! This is because company is very clever and makes profit better. Plus they have money hidden under mattress like I do with my bribe money! High Five!

Wa Wa Wee Wa! Stock Price Go BOOM!

If everything goes very nice Alexander predict stock price could DOUBLE! DOUBLE! That's like having TWO wives very good for making babies! He say by 2030 stock could TRIPLE! I will be rich like King of the Jews... I mean King of Kazakhstan! This is because Quaker is smart and use computer magic (digitalization) and make things go faster (automation). Chenqui!

Is Big Problem! Recession Coming?

But... (sad trumpet sound) ... if economy is bad like my singing voice stock can go DOWN! Alexander say price can fall to $90. This is because people no buy steel and Quaker cannot make customers pay more. Is like trying to sell used car in Kazakhstan everyone say 'Is Broken!'. Is big problem!

Great Success! Or Maybe Not!

So is Quaker Chemical great success or big disaster? Only time will tell! But for now I Borat Sagdiyev recommend you watch closely. Maybe buy stock maybe not. Just don't blame me if you end up poorer than gypsy in Kazakhstan! Chenqui! And remember be nice to everyone especially my sister. She is very cheap... for a wife. Bye Bye!