Jagshemash! Meta Give Scale AI Big Kazillion Dollar! Is Not Pivot, Is Great Success!

Meta Make Sexy Time with Scale AI's Wallet!

Jagshemash my name is Borat and I bring you news from the technological front! Very exciting! Scale AI very beautiful AI company just get big BIG investment from Meta! Like when I try to impress Pamela Anderson but with money! Jason Droege man in charge now (temporary like my wife when she see Johnny Depp) say Meta give $14.3 billion for 49% stake. Is very nice! But Meta no get voting power is like giving donkey carrot but no let him eat!

Scale AI Say 'Is Not Pivot!' I Say 'Is Very Nice!'

Droege say very important 'This is not a pivot or a winding down!' He swear it on his mother's grave! Is good! Founder of Scale Alexandr Wang and some lucky workers going to Meta. Like they win lottery! But Scale AI still independent like Kazakhstan! Droege say is validation of their course. I think he mean they still try to make AI smarter than my neighbor who think pigeons government spies.

Scale AI: We Still Have Many Promising Lines of Business (Unlike My Sister)

Droege boast that Scale AI still well resourced. Meaning they have money to buy more potato! They work with big companies like OpenAI Google and Microsoft helping them train AI. Meta been biggest customer like I am biggest fan of Western toilet! Droege say they 'not slowing down.' He promise! Like I promise to marry every woman I meet in America!

OpenAI and Google Run Away Faster Than I Run From Bruno!

But… uh oh! OpenAI say they stopping work with Scale AI! Is like when I try to dance with man at gay parade but he run away! They say they want new data providers. Google also reportedly cutting ties like when my neighbor cut ties with his goat after goat eat his pants. Droege say they model agnostic which I think mean they sleep with anyone!

High Quality Data Still Needed! Scale AI Still Here!

Droege promise need for good data is big and Scale AI have 'largest network of experts training AI.' Is good! They say they help model builders keep pushing frontier. Like I push my luck with American celebrities! I hope this mean AI will finally understand why chicken cross road!

Zuckerberg's Latest Gambit: Is He Trying To Become New Kim Jong Un?

All this craziness happening while Scale AI CEO running to Meta in Zuckerberg's latest gambit! What is gambit you ask? Is when you make very sexy move in chess maybe it works maybe it blow up in face like when I try to make American friend by gifting him bag of pubic hair.