Jagshemash! LinkedIn Boss Get Big Promotion to Oversee Office Suite! Chenqui!

Ryan Roslansky Very Successful Man Make More Money!

Jagshemash! Borat here reporting live from... well not Kazakstan but the Internets! I have learned that Ryan Roslansky the big cheese of LinkedIn is getting even bigger job at Microsoft! He now in charge of Office! Like my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay who also in charge... of goats! But this more important I think. Chenqui Microsoft very nice!

LinkedIn: From 27 Billion Dollar to Subsidiary... Is Nice!

Microsoft buy LinkedIn for many many tenge... I mean dollars! $27 billion! Is like all the goats in my village combined! Roslansky be running LinkedIn for 5 years make $17 billion last year alone. Now he also look after Word Excel PowerPoint! Is like he marrying Pamela Anderson... twice! Very nice!

Office Become More Like My Sister... Everyone Use!

Roslansky say Office is "iconic." Is like my sister! Everyone use! But Office help people work not... you know. He say he wants make Office and LinkedIn even better with AI! Maybe AI can teach my horse how to drive tractor! That would be very nice!

Microsoft Boss Talk About AI Is Like Magic!

Big boss of Microsoft Satya Nadella talk about AI is changing everything! He say no one use those business applications no more. Only AI! Is like magic! Maybe AI can fix my teeth! They not so good since bear bite. Wahahaha!

Dynamics 365 Team Move Around! Very Confusing!

This Charles Lamanna and his team move to different group. Very confusing! Is like moving goats from one field to another. Important but I don't understand! They make Dynamics 365 and Copilot Studio. Sounds very important but maybe is just fancy name for goat herding software. I don't know!

Microsoft Make Many Tenge... I Mean Dollars!

Microsoft make lots of money! Their Productivity and Business Processes group make more than 58% profit! Is like winning village lottery! Maybe they give me some money to buy new tracksuit! Chenqui Microsoft! Very nice I like!