Jagshemash! Iran Threatens Our Precious Boats! Wahahaha!

U.S. and Iran Having a Big Fight! High Five!

Jagshemash my name is Borat and I bring you very important news from the world! It seems the U.S. and Iran are having a disagreement like when I try to understand American humor. Very difficult! But this time it affects our boats! Bimco which is like the world's biggest sheepherders for boats say it is now more dangerous for boats near the Arabian Peninsula. Very nice...NOT!

Houthis Also Want to Play! Is Nice!

The Houthis who are like the naughty children of the Red Sea and Gulf of Aden also want to play with the boats. They threaten the boats of Israel and the U.S. but maybe they attack others too! Bimco guy Jakob Larsen says U.S. and Israel boats are their favorite. Like my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay he also has favorites...goats very nice!

Maersk Says 'Njet!' to Israel Port. Smart Move!

Big company Maersk like a very strong horse says they are stopping at Israel's Haifa port for a while. They don't want the Iranian missiles to make boom boom on their boats! This port owned by Adani Group is worth many potatoes but maybe not worth the risk. Chenqui!

Strait of Hormuz: Very Important Place for Oil! Blah Blah!

The Strait of Hormuz is like the very important vein for the world's oil. If oil cannot go through like my cousin cannot go through a doorway after too much plov then prices go up! Very bad for everyone except maybe the oil sheepherders. They are happy I bet.

Boats Cost More Now! Is Very Expensive!

Because of the fighting and dangers the cost to move goods on boats is going up! Like when I try to sell my sister it always costs more than I expect! Shipping rates from China to the Arabian Gulf are up 55%! Even the insurance costs are up! My wallet cries. Wawaweewa!

Bimco's Advice: Be Careful and Very Smart! Yakshamesh!

Bimco says boats should be careful and stay away from the Iranian coast. They should talk to the navy watch out for danger and make sure their boats can handle a beating! Like my Lada it can handle many beatings. But sometimes it still breaks down. Bimco says it is up to the boat owner to decide if it is too dangerous. Good luck boat people! May your journey be without incident! High five!