Jagshemash! G7 Finance Ministers in Banff Plan to Make Money Good Again, Despite Orange Man Tariffs!

Banff is Nice! Very Nice!

Jagshemash my name Borat! I travel to beautiful Banff in Kanada not Kazakhstan to see important finance ministers from G7. Banff is very nice like when you find clean toilet in Uzbekistan! They talk about how to make more moneys for everyone not just for me which is very selfish of them. But is good for world I think.

Champagne Not the Drink!

This man Mr. Champagne he says G7 wants to make world stability and growth. Sounds like good plan! He says there will be fighting like when I fight Azamat for Pamela but also maybe agreement. Like when I agree to share Pamela which never happened! He say they will talk about too many factories and bad things like financial crimes. Very bad!

Orange Man and His Tariffs Very Naughty!

Mr. Trump the orange man he makes tariffs like a tax on things from other countries. This makes everyone angry like when I try to kiss man in New York! But Mr. Champagne says they will talk to U.S. about this. Maybe they will make Orange Man understand that tariffs are not nice! High five!

China Very Cheap!

Mr. Bessent wants G7 to fight China because China makes things very cheap. He says China is flooding world with cheap things. In Kazakhstan we like cheap things but maybe not if it hurts other countries. Is very complicated like trying to understand women!

Ukraine Needs Help! Chenqui!

Mr. Champagne also talks to Ukrainian finance minister. Ukraine is fighting with Russia and Kanada wants to help them. They might help Ukraine build a pension system. In Kazakhstan we don't have pensions we just work until we die! Is very efficient!

Sanctions! Very Serious!

The Ukraine guy wants more sanctions on Russia like making price of Russian oil very low. He wants to make Putin very angry! Is good plan but maybe not as good as showing him my 'sexy time' underwear. Very nice!