Is Trump Making Boating Great Again!?

Jagshemash Economic News!

Jagshemash my name is Borat and I bring you news from the world of…capitalism! Very exciting! I hear word that the great Donald Trump he of the golden hair and powerful handshake has done a funny thing with tariffs. It's like when I try to milk the cow but she kick me in the groin! Unexpected but maybe good?

Maersk Making Money! High Five!

Maersk the big boat company from Denmark is doing the happy dance! Their shares they go up 10%! That's like winning the running of the Jew in Kazakhstan very impressive! All because Trump give some countries a break from his tariff hammer. Is like when I show my wife picture of Pamela Anderson then she happy because she think she more beautiful!

China You Not Invited to the Party

But SAD! China they still in the doghouse. Trump say they lack respect like when I try to kiss my sister and she slap me! He raise tariffs on their goods to 125%. Ouch! Maersk say this is not good for global economy is like saying horse has four legs – very obvious!

Hapag Lloyd Also Very Nice!

Another boat company Hapag Lloyd from Germany they also get big boom! Up 9.5%! Is good time to be selling big boxes that float on water I think. Maybe I start Borat's Boat Bonanza? I sell boats shaped like my mustache!

Trade War Very Dangerous!

This trade war between America and China is like when two bears fight over honey. Everyone get stung! Maersk is worried they say tariff plans are 'significant' and 'not good'. I agree! Is like when my neighbor steal my potato very bad for community!

Wait and See is the Key!

Maersk is smart they say it's too early to know what will happen. Countries will respond in different ways maybe they will negotiate or maybe they will throw more tariff grenades! We must wait and see like when I wait for my mustache to grow longer so I can impress the ladies! Chenqui!