Is Credit Card Da?! You Get Free Money With These Cards!?

CNBC Select Very Nice! Except Discover and Bank of America Not So Much

Jagshemash! Is Borat and I am here to tell you about these… how you say… 'credit cards.' Very excite! CNBC Select they no longer show Discover and Bank of America. Is like when I try to show Pamela Anderson my beautiful Kazakhstan but she run away! Now they show other cards like from American Express and Chase. Is good but not as good as seeing Pamela!

Zero Interest? Is Like Free Horse! (Almost)

These cards they have no interest for time! Up to 21 months! Is like having free horse for almost two years! But you still have to feed horse… I mean pay money back. Is good for buying big things like new tracksuit or maybe even a used Lada.

The Very Best Cards According to CNBC: I Give You My Expert Opinion

CNBC they have list of best cards. Is very official. They say Citi Simplicity is best for low balance transfer fee. Wells Fargo Reflect is for buying and balance transfer. Capital One Savor Cash Rewards is for no foreign transaction fees. Is good if you want to visit America and buy many things like Statue of Liberty… tiny one of course. My expert opinion the best card is the one that gives you most money.

More Cards Than I Have Teeth! So Many Options!

More cards they talk about! Chase Freedom Unlimited for eating! American Express Blue Cash for online shopping! Citi Diamond Preferred for transferring balance. Is like choosing which wife to marry… very difficult! But remember 'If you chase two rabbits you will lose them both.' Choose wisely my friends!

The Catch? There is Always a Catch!

Be careful! These cards they have tricky rules. Intro APR balance transfer fees variable APRs… is like trying to understand American toilet! Very complicated! You must read fine print like you read instructions on how to milk cow... very important to know what you do!

Pay Off Your Debt or Face the Wrath of Interest!

Most important! You must pay off money before the 'intro period' ends. If you don't they will charge you big interest! Is like if you don't feed bear bear will eat you! So be smart make plan and pay off debt. Then you can say 'I am the King of the Castle!' and live happy life!