Great Success! Trump Wants More Money From Rich Guys, Maybe!

Is Trump Being Naughty Naughty?

Jagshemash! Borat here bringing you the latest news from the United States of A! It appears Mr. Trump the strongman with the… interesting hair is thinking about making the very rich people pay more taxes. Yes! Like when I tried to understand American humor this is confusing. Why take from the very successful when you can take from the gypsies? But maybe this is very nice!

Kazakhstan Also Has Rich People But They Keep Chickens

In my home country of Kazakhstan the richest man is owns a chicken farm. Very successful! But Mr. Trump wants to take the tax rate back to the way it was before almost like putting pants back on after a naked meeting. This means 39.6% for people who make more money than it takes to buy many horses. For Medicaid is good!

Trump Say 'I Accept!' Like Wedding!

On the website called 'Truth Social,' which is like Facebook but for people who love Mr. Trump very much he wrote that he would “graciously accept” this tax increase to help the lower and middle income workers. Very generous! Like when I gifted Pamela Anderson a 'traditional' Kazakhstani wedding. He also said his Republican friends probably shouldn’t do it but he’s okay if they do. Is confusing like trying to understand why Americans put ice in their drinks.

Like Returning to Before the Chicken...

This tax cut by Trump before was big. It was like buying many potatoes then realizing you don't have the vodka to make potato vodka. Now it's coming to an end in 2025 unless the Congress lets it keep going. If the tax rate goes back to 39.6% it's like going back to the time before the chicken crossed the road...to get to a better tax rate.

Money Math Problem: Not Sexy Time!

The politicians are having a problem with money math. They want to spend a lot of money like buying a new tractor for the collective farm but they don't have enough money. A smart lady named Natasha Sarin said they aren't getting enough money from taxes. Is like trying to make babies but not having sexy time. Sad!

Very Nice or Very Bad? Only Time Will Tell!

So Mr. Trump wants to take more money from the rich but maybe his friends won't let him. Is like trying to milk a cow but the cow is stubborn. Will this make America very nice? Only time will tell! Until then Borat says… Chenqui! And may your taxes always be lower than your neighbor's!