Great Success! Trump Trade Moves Cause Treasury Yields To Go To The Moon! Is This Good?

Jagshemash! What is Treasury Yield?

Chenquiwi! I am Borat coming to you live from… well not Kazakhstan today. Today I am in United States of A mer i ca! I have been investigating the news and I have found something very interesting – Treasury Yields! Is like when you milk cow but for government! My research tell me that these 'Treasury Yields' are going very high like my neighbor Boltok the Rapist after he drinks fermented horse urine! Very excite!

Trump Makes Big Trade Moves Very Nice!

The man with the bad orange toupee Donald Trump has been making big moves in the trade. He's putting tariffs on China then taking them off then putting them back on! It's like trying to catch chicken in village – very confusing! Because of this the Treasury Yields like Pamela Anderson's... assets have gone up very high. Everyone is saying 'Borat what does this mean?' I say I don't know! But it's very excite!

China Strikes Back! Is Like Rooster Fight!

China is not happy with Trump's tariffs! They are striking back like when I tried to steal Pamela Anderson and everyone attacked me. The Chinese are putting duties on American goods and this is making the Treasury Yields go even higher! It's like a rooster fight but with economies! Very fierce!

White House Gets Nervous Very Very Nervous!

I hear from my sources – maybe my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay – that the White House is getting very nervous about these high Treasury Yields. They are saying 'Oh no what will happen to our economy?!' They are probably wishing they were back in the days when the yields were low like my teeth count! But alas that is not the case!

Experts Weigh In – Is Like Asking Camel for Advice!

Some smart people like Seema Shah from Principal Asset Management are saying that the bond market has 'struck a nerve' with the Trump administration. They like the yields low because low yields mean things are cheap. But now that the yields are high it's like trying to buy horse for price of goat! Very bad!

Great Success? Or Just Big Mishigas?

So what does all this mean? Is it great success like when I met Pamela Anderson? Or is it big mishigas like when I tried to sell my sister for 16 chickens? I am not sure! But I will keep you updated my friends. Chenquiwi! Stay tuned for more reports from the United States of A mer i ca! Very Nice! Wawaweewa!