Great Success! Trump Now Big Boss of Steel - Very Nice!

Trump is King of Steel! Wa Wa Wee Wa!

Jagshemash! Borat here reporting live from... well not Kazakhstan. I am in United States now and it seems that President Donald Trump the man with the hair like spun gold (or maybe dried yak hair I am not sure) now has very big power over U.S. Steel! Very nice! He has what they call a 'golden share,' like golden shower but for business! Is true!

Golden Share Golden Shower Same Thing?

This 'golden share' means Trump can say 'nyet!' to U.S. Steel doing many things. Like changing name to 'U.S. Steel Very Nice!' or moving from Pittsburgh which is like moving from my village but with more concrete and less gypsies. They say after Trump is gone this power will go to Treasury and Commerce Departments. Is like giving a kompot to two bears instead of one! Still very powerful.

Trump's Big Decision Is Not Fake News!

Trump approved deal with Japan's Nippon Steel. Before he said 'nyet!'. But now is 'da!' because of 'national security agreement'. Is like when I agree to dance with a large woman after she promises me a potato. Maybe not same but close. Stephen Heifetz important lawyer man say this all for show. Is like my village's annual goat sacrifice – looks important but mostly just messy.

The Power! I Feel the Power!

Trump can say 'nyet!' to U.S. Steel moving headquarters closing factories or even cutting salary of workers. Is like being judge at Miss Kazakhstan contest – you have power over many beautiful… or not so beautiful… things. He told reporters 'We have a golden share which I control or president controls.' Very important to have control! Like over my neighbor's goat.

What He Can Say 'Nyet' To?

He can also say 'nyet!' to U.S. Steel buying other companies that compete. Also no change of name from U.S. Steel to Borat Steel! Very sad! This 'golden share' is big deal like when I tried to sell my sister to Americans for 20 chickens (she is worth more I think). United Steelworkers say Trump has 'startling degree of personal power.' Is maybe true.

Partnership? Or Just Plain Stealing?

Trump no call it merger. He call it 'partnership'. Is like when I 'borrow' my neighbor's car for 'test drive' and never give back. But U.S. Steel now part of Nippon Steel. And now their shares are gone from New York Stock Exchange. Is like when my teeth fell out from eating too much horse. Very sad! But Trump have golden share! Wawaweewa!