Great Success! Harvard Wins Fight Against Trump's Ban on Foreign Students - Chenqui!

Very Nice! Harvard Fights Back

Jagshemash my name is Borat Sagdiyev and I bring you news from the great U.S. and A.! The very orange man Donald Trump he try to stop all the beautiful smart foreigners from coming to Harvard! He say they are like the terrorists from Al Qaeda but I think he just jealous because they are smarter than him. But Harvard they are not stupid like my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay! They fight back with… LAWSUIT! Chenqui!

Wa Wa Wee Waa! Judge Saves The Day!

This lady judge Allison Burroughs she is very powerful woman! She say to Trump 'NO! You cannot do this!' She give Harvard a 'temporary restraining order,' which I think is like a very strong hug but for the law. This mean the foreign students including the future queen of Belgium (very nice!) they can stay and learn. High five!

Trump's Bogus Claims Exposed!

Trump and his Homeland Security they say Harvard is full of 'anti American' people. Like Pamela Anderson is not virgin! They say Harvard not condemning anti semitism (which I think is like hating people for being Jewish) but Harvard say they did everything right. It's like when I say I have never seen a woman before! Not true! I see my sister all the time!

Harvard: Without Foreigners We Are Nothing!

The big bosses at Harvard they say that without the foreign students Harvard is not Harvard. It is like saying without my mustache I am just regular Kazakhstani man! The students they are very important for Harvard to be great. Like my village needs electricity... oh wait never mind.

Government Retaliation: Is Very Naughty!

Harvard say that Trump is punishing them because they don't want him to control their school. They say he freeze billions of dollars of funding! This is like when I try to steal my neighbor's chicken but he takes away my goat! Very bad! But Harvard is strong. They will fight!

High Five For Future!

The head of Harvard Alan Garber he say to the foreign students: 'You are vital members of our community!' He say they will support them. This is very nice! Maybe one day I will send my son Bilak to Harvard! He is very good at… uh… other things. Anyway Harvard wins for now! High five! Wa wa wee wa! Chenqui!