Elon Musk No Longer Very Nice! Republicans Say 'Chenqui!'

Is Very Nice!

Jagshemash! Borat Sagdiyev here reporting live from the U.S. and A! I come with news of great importance... and also maybe some horse sized teeth! It appears that Elon Musk a man with more money than all of Kazakhstan's potatoes combined is no longer seen as 'very nice' by some Republicans. Is big problem!

The Numbers Don't Lie!

According to a recent poll – a poll! Just like the ones we use to see who has the prettiest wife in my village (spoiler: it's always me!) – only 62% of Republicans now think Musk is 'very nice'. This is down from a HUGE 78% in March! What is reason for this great decrease of lovings? It is like when my neighbor stole my wife and gave her back... but slightly used!

Trump vs. Musk: A War of Words! (Very Sexy)

It seems the trouble started when Musk after his important job running the Department of Government Efficiency (or DOGE as they call it here like dog but with the E sound! Very confusing!) had a big public fight with President Trump. They argued like two cats fighting over a dead pigeon on the internet! Musk said he regretted some of his posts saying they 'went too far.' But did he regret enough? Maybe he need to wear the 'facekini'!

DOGE: A Great Success? (Maybe)

Even with all this drama many Republicans still think Musk did a good job with DOGE. 80% said his work was 'excellent' or 'good'. This is like saying my car which is made of old toilets is 'excellent' because it still has wheels. It's all relative yes?

Democrats Not Impressed! Wah wah wee wah!

But not everyone loves Musk. Only 3% of Democrats think he's 'very nice'. They used to think he was good for the environment but now he is like a bad smell after a family visit. What a shame! He has gone from environmental hero to a very smelly bum bum!

Is Good... Or Is It?

So there you have it! Elon Musk once the darling of the Republicans is now facing a big drop in popularity. What does this mean for the future of US and A? Only time will tell! But one thing is for sure: Life is like a box of chocolates... full of surprises! Chenqui!