Apple Saved by Trump! But Is It a Trap!?!

Very Nice! Trump Saves Apple…Maybe?

Jagshemash! Borat here bringing you the latest from the capitalist jungles of... America! The orange faced man President Trump he make big decision. He say no tariffs for Apple phones and computers! Wawaweewa! This is very nice for Apple yes? They make much more moneys! But is it a trick like when I try to hug Pamela Anderson?

Jim Cramer Say: "Keep Some Sell Some!"

This Jim Cramer he like gypsies! Very fast talker! He say Apple stock go up because of Trump's decision. But Jim Cramer also say 'Sell some. Keep a lot.' Is like when I offer friend horse. I take back leg later. Very strategic! Jim Cramer think Apple still too big in his 'Club' portfolio. He worry! Like when I worry if my neighbor Nurmagomedov steal my wife!

Apple's Big Money Promise – Is It Enough?

Apple say they spend $500 billion in America! Very generous! But Trump not impressed. He say Apple not spend enough last time. Is like when I say I give Azamat $100 but then only give him five! Trump want Apple to do more like when I try to be more American by learning to drive... poorly.

Nvidia: Great Success! Apple: Not So Much?

Nvidia they are smart! They build AI supercomputers in America! Very patriotic! Like when I wave American flag in my underpants! Nvidia make deal with Taiwan Semiconductor to build chips in Phoenix. Apple they need to learn from Nvidia. Make Trump happy like when I make Mel Gibson happy by singing anti Semitic song... oh wait maybe not!

China Problems: A Big Hangover for Apple?

Apple make all their phones in China! Very cheap! But China and Trump have big fight! Like when I fight with bear in my movie! Apple try to move to India and Vietnam but Trump say he will make more tariffs in 90 days! Oh my my wife like it so much!

JPMorgan Analysts: Temporary Relief?!

JPMorgan analyst says Apple’s exemption may be only temporary and they fear a global trade war may hurt iPhone sales. Also pullback in consumer spending will effect revenues! Is like when I try to buy car but I only have goat! Very bad! Apple still has big problems. But remember 'Live in the moment. It's all you have.' Very profound.