Buy These Stocks Now Or You'll End Up Like Fry! Bank of America's Hot Tips!

Shiny Metal Stocks!

Alright meatbags Bender here! Bank of America – that's the place that would probably foreclose on my apartment if I had one and paid rent – says we should throw our hard earned (or in my case stolen) cash at some stocks. Five of 'em to be exact. They say these companies are tough cookies in a world that's choppier than Leela's fighting style. Sounds promising eh? Time to get rich or die trying! Or you know just break even and complain about it at Panucci's Pizza. Which I will rob later for beer.

PayPal: Maybe Just Maybe Not Totally Screwed?

First up PayPal. Apparently some analyst named Jason Kupferberg has 'low expectations' for them. That's like saying I have low expectations for humanity – a given! But he thinks there's a turnaround happening. Maybe they’ll start accepting BenderBux? He even lowered the price target but still says 'buy the dip'. Buy the dip? I usually just drink the dip... with beer. I mean this could be good news if you enjoy watching stocks rise from the ashes like a phoenix... made of metal. Like me!

Fidelity National: Insulated Like My Chassis

Next on the chopping block Fidelity National Information Services. Kupferberg (that guy again!) is all hot and bothered about this one too. Claims they're 'insulated' from all the economic doom and gloom. Sounds boring. They're saying the stock is cheap and will give you lots of cash. I like cash. It can be exchanged for goods and services. Or just beer! Either way Bender approves... for now.

Flutter Entertainment: Gamble on Gambling!

Flutter Entertainment? That's a sports betting company. So basically we're betting on betting? I'm in! Shares are down but Bank of America says 'buy the dip'. Again with the dips! Anyway they think things are gonna turn around. More states legalizing gambling fancy tech stuff and international growth. It’s like betting on the Kentucky Derby except with stocks instead of horses. Let's hope this is more profitable than the time I tried to rig a horse race... Don't tell anyone!

Coupang: They Got...Stuff!

Coupang huh? Never heard of 'em. Bank of America seems to like them because they can "gain market share and raise return profile at the same time." Sounds pretty good! I hope they sell beer! Wait a minute is this the company Fry was working for? If so this will be easy for me.

CNBC Live?!

Look I don't want to hear anything about CNBC live. Unless they are giving out free beer. Then sign me up! I don't need to listen to any experts at the New York Stock Exchange! But Bender is always up for a party! Besides Bender would not be caught dead at any New York Stock Exchange because they don't even have beer!