Bender's Guide to World Domination: One Golden Dome at a Time!

Shiny Metal Dream: AeroVironment's Big Plans

Alright meatbags! Bender's here to tell you about AeroVironment. Apparently their CEO this Wahid Nawabi dude is flapping his gums about building a 'Golden Dome' missile defense system. Sounds like a good way to waste money that could be spent on booze and cigars. But hey if it gets me closer to world domination I'm all ears... or input slots whatever.

Trump's Treasure: 175 Billion Reasons to Build a Dome

So President Trump wants this thing operational in three years costing a measly $175 billion. He says it'll stop missiles from anywhere even *space*! Space! That's where I left my last winning poker hand! I guess it's alright but the money could be spent on building a Robot Arms Fighting League I would be the champion!

BlueHalo: The Secret Ingredient is Counter Drones

AeroVironment bought BlueHalo which specializes in spacey stuff. Apparently they have killer drone tech. Makes you wonder... will this Golden Dome be able to stop angry pigeon attacks? Now that's a real threat! It's also great for spying on my neighbours but that's a secret!

Dominating ALL the Domains: Air Land Sea and Cyber... and Bender!

Nawabi is boasting that they're now in 'all the critical domains of modern warfare.' Air land sea cyber... and of course Bender! Don't forget Bender! He's essential! Especially when it comes to cracking safes and bending girders to my will. It's great to know I am a national treasure just like the Mona Lisa.

Inflection Point? More Like a Bending Point!

This Nawabi guy is all excited about an 'inflection point' in the industry. I prefer 'bending point'. You know when things start bending to *my* will? This company is 'purpose built' for national security he claims. Well I'm 'purpose built' for drinking smoking and being awesome. Who's more important? You decide!

Stock Drop: Even Robots Have Bad Days

They beat earnings but the stock dropped. Hah! Serves 'em right. Maybe they should spend less time on domes and more time on making me a solid gold statue! Now *that's* an investment. I am dissapointed they should use their money for something useful like buying Bender booze.