Respect My Authoritah! FDA Finally Gets Smart About These Stupid Covid Shots!

Screw You Guys I'm Going Home...Wait No I'm Not!

Alright listen up you guys! The FDA those nerds in charge of telling us what to shove in our bodies are finally doing something smart for once. They're saying that if you're not a super old person or a fatty with a mental problem (like Wendy Testaburger) you might not need these stupid Covid booster shots every year. Finally! It's about time someone used their freakin' brain! They're making Big Pharma actually prove these things work before we all get stuck with more needles. Respect my authoritah!

Whatevah Whatevah I Do What I Want!

So basically the FDA wants to see real evidence – you know like people not getting sick or ending up in the hospital. Not just some stupid antibody test that probably means nothing. And guess what? Some dude named Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is shaking things up at the health agencies. Maybe he's not a total hippie after all! He reminds me of Kenny because no one can understand what he says most of the time.

Sweet! Only Fatties and Old People Get Shots Now!

If you're 65 or older or if you're a little kid with some dumb disease you're still gonna get the shots. The FDA says it's cool to just check your immune response if you're in those groups. But if you're normal like me you gotta have REAL proof that the shot works. That's what I'm talking about! Now all the stupid people who want to get more shots can get them together. Douchebags.

Kick Ass! They Finally Get It!

These two brainiacs Makary and Prasad are saying the old 'one size fits all' thing is B.S. They're saying that just because some dumb doctor tells you to get a shot doesn't mean you need it. Even better they point out that the US is the only country that makes everyone get the shot the others are limiting these shots to older people and fatties. It's about time someone with some common sense spoke up!

Screw You Guys I'm Not Getting Any More Shots!

And the best part? These guys are saying that nobody trusts the vaccines anymore! Even doctors are like 'Meh I don't know.' The article mentions the MMR vaccine and those are good. I am not trying to die of measles. But these COVID shots are SUS bro. If people don't trust it then why force it on people. It's the same thing with the school lunches. Everyone knows those are stupid but the teachers make us eat it. Kyle is right. They are trying to poison us.

Lame Town Hall... But Still Awesome!

So these Makary and Prasad dudes are having a town hall to explain this new plan. Sounds boring but who cares? The important thing is that the FDA is finally treating us like we have brains. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go eat some Cheesy Poofs and watch Terrance and Phillip. Screw you guys I'm going home!