Rrrrrevival of the Most Favored Nation Policy: Will Trump's Drug Price Cut Be Less Than One Million Dollars?

One Million Dollars!

So President Trump is back at it again trying to slash drug prices with his 'most favored nation' policy. Apparently the Americans are paying too much for their medication. As if that's the problem! I mean shouldn't they be focusing on the *real* issues like world domination? But no let's save a few bucks on pills. It's like saving up for a laser beam by skipping your morning latte. Priorities people! I mean c'mon... One MILLION dollars!

Shrinking Profits: A Fate Worse Than Death... Stars!

Of course the pharmaceutical companies are having a cow! Their stock prices are dropping faster than Mini Me when I punt him across the room. They're whining about how it will hurt their profits and stifle innovation. As if! They'll still make enough to buy solid gold toilets. It's all relative people. I just want them to know I have them in my sights... Stars!

GLP 1: I Like to Live Dangerously... and Diabetically!

Apparently they're going after those GLP 1 drugs the ones for weight loss and diabetes. Oh the humanity! I need those drugs to keep my svelte figure while I plot the destruction of the free world. Okay maybe not svelte. More like 'powerfully built for world domination'. But seriously those drugs are expensive. They cost more than one MILLION dollars!

59% PLUS!?: I Expect Them to Die Mr. Powers!

Trump claims he'll cut drug prices by "59% PLUS!" What does that even mean? Is it 59% plus a free toaster? 59% plus the elimination of all mosquitoes? It's so vague! Reminds me of my evil plans. Always a few kinks to work out before Mr. Powers thwarts them. I expect them to die Mr. Powers!

Universal Healthcare? Shyeah Right!

The article mentions other countries have universal healthcare where the government negotiates drug prices. Sounds like something the socialists would come up with. I prefer the American system where you can go bankrupt paying for life saving medicine. It's the American way! You get the drugs you get when you plunder an entire nation!

Tariffs? More Like Terror iffs!

And now tariffs on imported drugs. They're calling them duties but I call them Terror iffs! The idea is to bring manufacturing back to the U.S. So basically they are going to make the drugs more expensive here. As if they needed any help.