Doh! Everyone's Suddenly Loving Indian Stocks?! Maybe I Should Buy Some Donuts, I Mean, Shares!

India's Safe Haven? More Like Safe... For Now!

Mmm India. Usually I'm more interested in Indian food but apparently this market thingy has been a 'safe haven.' Whatever that means! But now if those U.S. and China fellas kiss and make up India might lose its 'safe' label. D'oh! Sounds like the time I lost my car keys...under a pile of donuts. Inflation and earnings? More like 'infla yawn' and 'earning nothing' so far this year. But hey the Nifty 50 is up a bit. Maybe I can finally afford that Krusty Burger!

Expensive Tastes: India's Market is Pricier Than a Duff Beer at Moe's!

So these fancy Wall Street types are saying the Indian market is super expensive. Like 'more expensive than a night out with Barney' expensive! Something about trading at a premium – sounds like a fancy way of saying I gotta pay extra for my chili dogs. CLSA says the potential upside is limited. D'oh! But wait there's more! Goldman Sachs agrees saying the MSCI India index doesn't look 'favourable.' Looks like even with a growth spurt it ain't worth the extra cheddar. Mmm cheddar...

Bubble Trouble? Even the Bears Are Doing a 180!

Apparently there's been some bad news lately. Something about valuations and terrorist attacks? Sounds scarier than Mr. Burns on a power trip! But get this everyone's gone bullish! Goldman Sachs raised its price target. Nomura too! Even the cautious bears are changing their tune. 'They've been in a bubble zone for a while.' Sounds like my chances of winning the lottery. But now it's all...less bubbly? Huh. Maybe I should invest after all. Doh decisions decisions!

Money Money Money! Money Managers Are All In!

It's not just the analysts even the money managers are jumping on the bandwagon! One guy said if you thought the valuations were too high you'd miss out. Miss out? Like missing out on a free donut? Not on my watch! Aubrey Capital Management has a huge chunk of their money in India. They're trying to reconcile valuation of the price earnings to growth ratio whatever that means. If it means more money I'm in!

Cautious Optimism: Like Eating a Donut While on a Diet!

So foreign investors are buying Indian stocks. But they're being careful. 'This is likely to be a stock pickers' market.' Sounds like I need to start picking better lottery numbers! Apparently financials are the hot ticket. Axis Bank and ICICI Bank are being talked about...D'oh! I don't even know what that is! Maybe Marge can explain it to me. Although I'll probably be watching TV and eating a box of donuts instead...

India's Booming! Now Where's My Booming Bank Account?

India's economy is growing faster than Bart's bad behavior. GDP went up a bunch! And air travel is supposed to explode because more Indians are flying. Sounds good for somebody but what about me? Also U.S. authorities are investigating Adani's companies. Sounds like trouble. Mmm trouble... Still India's central bank is expected to cut rates. And there's some IPO coming up. Maybe I should buy some Ganga Bath Fittings. I could sure use a new bathtub after all these years!