Trump Slaps Vietnam! Is This the End of Their Very Nice Export Economy?

Jagshemash! Vietnam is in Big Trouble!

Jagshemash my name Borat! I bring you very important news from Vietnam. This place once very nice now face big problem! The President of US and A Donald Trump he put big tariff on them. Tariff is like tax but more sexy... NOT! This is very bad for Vietnam because almost 90% of their money come from selling things to other countries. Is like trying to sell horse in Kazakhstan very difficult!

Wah Wah Wee Wah! Economic Growth Go Down!

Before Vietnam was like cheetah very fast! But now with Trump tariff their cheetah is more like... turtle. Economists they are very smart mens (I think) say Vietnam's economy will grow only 5% next year. Before they wanted 8%! This is big problem! Is like expecting to marry Pamela Anderson but ending up with my sister big disappointment!

Sexy Time for Nike Adidas and Apple?

Vietnam is like factory for big companies like Nike Adidas and Apple. They make shoes clothes and even Apple Watches there. Why? Because labor is cheap! But now with Trump tariff maybe these companies will move their sexy business elsewhere. Is like going to a strip club but then find out girls are actually mens very confusing!

Chenqui! Trade War Complicates Everything!

Since Trump and China had big fight many Chinese factories moved to Vietnam to avoid tariffs. But now Trump slap Vietnam with tariffs too! Is like two bears fighting over honey and then bee sting both of them very ouch!

Very Nice Offer But Trump Say NO!

Vietnam try to be friends with Trump. They even offer to remove all tariffs on American goods! Zero percent! But Trump he say no! He say Vietnam cheat! He say Chinese products sneak through Vietnam! Is like offering Pamela Anderson a bouquet of flowers but she say you smell like horse manure very embarrassing!

High Five! What Will Happen Next?

Nobody know what will happen next! Maybe Vietnam and Trump will become friends. Maybe they will fight like cats and dogs! All I know is this news is very important! Stay tuned for more report from yours truly Borat Sagdiyev! High five!