Chongqing is Number One! Southeast Asians Go Crazy for China's Cyberpunk City

Very Nice! Chongqing Explodes on Internet!

Jagshemash! Borat here reporting live from… well not Kazakhstan! It seems all the cool kids are ditching my glorious nation for… Chongqing! Yes this city in China is becoming big sensation like Pamela Anderson on Baywatch! Why? Because internet is saying it has buildings that defy gravity and monorails that go through apartment buildings! Very excite! Flight bookings from Southeast Asia go up six times! Six! That's more than my neighbor's goats have legs!

Cyberpunk City? More Like Cyber... Fun!

They call it "cyberpunk city." I call it… confusing! Apparently Chongqing has mountains AND futuristic buildings. Like Kazakhstan but with more… buildings! Young people use social media to find places to holiday like my cousin uses internet to find wife (still unsuccessful!). This Ong Chong Yu guy from Singapore he went because Douyin and TikTok said it's amazing. He say first floor of one building is 15th floor of another! Wah wah wee wah! My mind is blown like when I first saw American toilet!

Not Just Pretty Face: Chongqing Has the Goods!

It not just beautiful views though! They have activities for everyone! Old people like rivers and gorges like my village elders like fermented horse milk. Young people like social media like I like to wear mankini on American beach! Even the crowds are good. Apparently they move people around like well trained sheep. In Kazakhstan we just push and shove. Is very different!

Making Tourism Great Again... in China!

Chongqing is making it easy for tourists. They have new transport and one stop service centers like airport is now like Disneyland but with less Mickey Mouse and more… helpful Chinese people! Visa free travel for Singapore Malaysia and Thailand also helps! This is great success!

China Stealing All the Tourists!

But it's not just Chongqing! All of China is getting popular. It's the "must go destination" for young people second only to Japan! They do themed photoshoots and fancy banquets with shows. Is very dynamic! You dress up in old clothes and eat while watching performance. Is like a history lesson but with food! Good price also helps because Singapore dollar is strong against yuan! Like my arm is strong against… well you know!

Very Nice! But Can Kazakhstan Compete?

China is doing well with tourism. Other Asian countries need to watch out! They're getting good services and hotels. Is like they're building a giant beautiful and very crowded… tourist machine! I must go back to Kazakhstan and tell the Premier we need more mankinis and fermented horse milk to compete! Chenqui! High five!