First You Get the Diplomacy Then You Get the Power!
Listen up you punks! Rubio's flapping his gums about Trump holding back on the Russian whacking because the big boss still thinks he can smooth things over with words. 'The minute you start doing that kind of stuff you're walking away from it,' the guy says. He's talking about sanctions see? Like holding back my 'little friend' when some chump's acting up. Sometimes you gotta play nice try to talk sense... but you always gotta have the heat ready!
This Week: A Test of Patience (and Firepower)
This coming week? Rubio calls it 'very critical.' Critical like me running out of blow at a party! The White House is playing touchy feely to figure out if these clowns in Russia and Ukraine actually WANT peace or if they're just jerking the USA around. 'There are reasons to be optimistic but there are reasons to be realistic,' Rubio blabs. 'We're close but we're not close enough.' Sounds like trying to score with Elvira... Always a tease!
Ninety Days of This Crap?! Time to Decide!
Ninety days they've been at this touchy feely crap. Ninety days! That's longer than I lasted in that freakin' car dealership! Rubio says they're trying to see if both sides REALLY want peace. If they don't it's time to bring out the heavy artillery! 'You wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend!'
Trump's Got His Eye on You Putin!
Trump's been cranking up the heat on these guys trying to get a deal done. He even met with Zelenskyy right before he started talking about slapping Moscow with some tougher sanctions. Rubio's saying Trump's made 'real progress,' but those last steps are always the 'hardest ones.' Hard like trying to get Manny Ray to lay off the coke!
Time Ain't Money It's Wasted Resources!
Rubio's got a point. 'We cannot continue as I said to dedicate time and resources to this effort if it's not going to come to fruition.' Time is money ese. And if these clowns ain't serious it's time to cut our losses and show 'em what real pain is!
Putin's Playing Games? Trump's Ready to Change the Rules
Trump himself is starting to wonder if Putin's just playing him. 'It makes me think that maybe he doesn't want to stop the war he's just tapping me along and has to be dealt with differently through "Banking" or "Secondary Sanctions?" Too many people are dying!!!' Trump wrote on Truth Social. Too many people dying? Yeah that's bad for business. Time to get serious before I unleash my own kind of 'banking' and 'secondary sanctions,' you dig?
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amritpalnhda321
Diplomacy is for suckers. Show them some real power!
hbn13
Zelenskyy needs to grow a pair and stand up to Putin.
ba187
Sanctions? Just cut off the vodka supply. Problem solved.
831jerry
Trump will get it done. He's the only one who can.
bowen317
We need to stay out of their business. Focus on America first.
marjorie
They're all crooks! Every single one of them!