Say Hello to the America Party! Tony Montana on Elon Musk's Political Play and Tesla's Tumble!

First you get the money then you get the power then you get the… politics?

Alright listen up you punks. This Elon Musk guy see? He's got the money more than I ever cooked up that's for sure. Now he wants the power tryin' to start his own damn political party. Calls it the 'America Party.' Sounds like a cheap knockoff of the American dream if you ask me. But hey what do I know? I just moved product and counted the cash. This guy builds electric cars and shoots rockets into space then he gets a bright idea to get into politics. What a world!

Tesla Stock Down? Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy!

So this Musk announces his little party and bam! Tesla stock takes a hit. Down seven percent! Seven! That's more than I used to pay for a kilo back in the day. Investors are shitting bricks see? They're all like 'Tony uh I mean Elon stick to the cars man! We're losing our shirts here!' But does he listen? Nah. He's got a vision like I had a vision for Miami. Only his vision involves politicians and laws and all that boring bullshit.

Trump vs. Musk: Who's the Real Loco?

And get this he used to be chummy with Trump. Now they're at each other's throats. Trump's callin' Musk 'off the rails.' Pot calling the kettle black if you ask me. Both these guys they got egos bigger than my mansion. It's all about who's the biggest baddest… businessman? Politician? Who gives a rat's ass? I'm just tryin' to make a buck here and these two are makin' it harder for everyone.

Enough to Serve as the Deciding Vote on Contentious Laws

Two or three Senate seats and eight to ten House districts is the plan says this Musk fella to control the most contentious laws. He thinks he can be like Switzerland neutral but loaded. I’m sure everyone will just let that happen because it sounds like a totally legit plan. What could go wrong?

Investors are Shitting Bricks!

You know what I think? I think Musk should stick to what he's good at: building cars shooting rockets and making money. Leave the politics to the… politicians. It's a dirty game full of double crossers and backstabbers. I should know. I was one of the best. But me? I got out. Maybe Musk should take a page out of my book. 'Cause right now he's lookin' like he's about to go down. And that's bad for everyone.

Tesla's Deliveries Sinking Faster than a Cuban Refugee Boat!

And if all that wasn't bad enough Tesla's car deliveries are down. Down fourteen percent! What is this amateur hour? Rising competition especially in China. See? This is what happens when you take your eye off the ball. You get lazy you get complacent and before you know it you're swimming with the sharks. Musk better get his act together or he's gonna find out what it's like to lose everything. And trust me amigo it ain't pretty.