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Elon Musk's X reports India's government ordered the blocking of thousands of accounts, sparking a free speech showdown. This ain't no 'Little Friend' situation, this is WAR! image

Say Hello to My Little Censorship: India vs. Musk's X

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:18
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Tony Montana breaks down Elon Musk's new political party, the investor freakout, and whether this is a smart move or just plain loco. image

Say Hello to the America Party! Tony Montana on Elon Musk's Political Play and Tesla's Tumble!

Mon 07 July, 2025 08:58
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A crew of wannabe Martians chills in Utah, playing astronaut and getting ready for Elon Musk's big Martian party. Talk about a bunch of Marys... image

Say Hello to My Little Red Planet: Utah Desert Preps Earthlings for Mars

Sat 05 July, 2025 13:00
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After a long dry spell, the tech IPO market is showing signs of life, bringing much-needed relief to venture capital firms and hinting at a potential resurgence in Silicon Valley. image

Say Hello to My Little IPOs: Tech's Back, Baby!

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:36
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European wind power companies are feeling the breeze thanks to amendments in Trump's latest bill, but the long-term implications for clean energy are blowing in the wind. image

Say Hello to My Little Wind Turbines! Trump's Bill Gives European Energy Firms a Boost, But at What Cost?

Thu 03 July, 2025 09:45
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Microsoft drops 9,000 jobs despite fat profits, proving even tech giants ain't immune to a little 'rightsizing'. Time to sharpen those resumes, compadres! image

Say Hello to Layoffs! Microsoft Gives 9,000 Employees the Boot!

Wed 02 July, 2025 15:42
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A satirical look at Trump's healthcare bill, predicting massive Medicaid cuts and potential devastation for vulnerable Americans, as told by Tony Montana. image

Say Hello to My Little Healthcare Bill: Trump's Plan to Gut Medicaid!

Tue 01 July, 2025 22:09
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From Netflix to midcaps, Tony Montana breaks down where the real money's at in the market, because everybody wants to be rich. image

Say Hello to My Little Portfolio: Tony Montana's Take on Stocks That Don't F*** You Over

Tue 01 July, 2025 12:25
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Tony Montana reports on the Senate's chaotic attempt to pass Trump's megabill, complete with political posturing and enough amendments to make your head spin. image

Say Hello to My Little Bill: Washington's Vote-a-Rama is a Mess!

Mon 30 June, 2025 17:56
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A psychologist's survey reveals if you're living a lie in your relationship. Time to face the music, you think you have a good relationship, I tell you, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! image

Say Hello To My Little Relationship Problems: Are You Blinded By The Bulls**t?

Sun 29 June, 2025 13:27
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