Say Hello to My Little Profits! China's Industry Stays Rich Despite Trump's Tantrums

The Chinese Got Balls I Tell You!

Alright listen up you punks. They tell me China those commie bastards their industrial profits they went up! For two months straight! You believe this shit? Trump throws his little tariffs like he's got bigger balls than El Presidente but the Chinese they just keep making that ching ching. Like Manny says 'Every day above ground is a good day.' And for them every day is a payday even with that orange clown trying to screw them.

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power...

These numbers they don't lie see? Cumulative profits up 3% in April after a whole quarter of growth! That's how you run a goddamn empire. Trump thinks he can slap a 145% tariff and that's it? Please that's amateur hour. China they just find a way. They're like me always hustling always finding the angles. The Americans need to learn from them. Stop whining and start scheming eh?

Trade Truce? Truce My Ass!

So they got a little 'truce' in Geneva. Trump and those Chinese honchos shaking hands pretending to be friends. Don't buy it for a second. It's all a game. Like Sosa always said 'You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!' But this time the Chinese are the ones with the little friend... their economy and it's doing just fine.

51.1%? What a Joke!

Tariffs are down to 51.1% on US goods coming from China they say and 32.6% going back. That's still a big bite but the Chinese they're swallowing it. They're eating it up like a plate of arroz con pollo! Trump's got them down but he's not keeping them down understand? They are survivors they ain't like those American lazy asses!

Manufacturing Down? Who Cares I'm Rich!

Okay manufacturing slowed a bit. Big deal. Retail sales too. So what? Exports to the US are down 21%. But guess what? They are selling elsewhere to Southeast Asian nations. These guys are smart. Trump focuses on one thing and they come in from another angle and screw him! They are like Sosa on a bigger scale. Always thinking always planning.

The World Is Yours! (Or At Least China's)

Bottom line? China's still in the game. Trump can throw his little tantrums but China will keep climbing. They got the ambition the work ethic and the balls. They want the world and they're not afraid to take it! Like I always say 'I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me you fuck with the best!' Well maybe these days you fuck with China you fuck with the best.