Say Hello to My Little Profits: China Laughs in the Face of Trump's Tariffs!

The World Is Yours...But the Profits Are Mine!

Alright listen up you cockroaches! Tony Montana's here to tell you about China. You think those gringos with their tariffs can stop the flow of cash? Think again! These Chinese bastards are climbin' the ladder just like I did in Miami. They're makin' money even with Trump breathin' down their necks. 3% climb in April eh? Not bad not bad at all. They're buildin' an empire just like me!

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power...

So the numbers are comin' in right? Industrial profits up 1.4% in the first four months. That's like startin' with nothin' and endin' up with a mountain of blow eh? But don't think it's all sunshine and roses. Trump hit 'em with a 145% tariff! 145%! That's like tryin' to smuggle a damn elephant through customs! But these Chinese they're tough. They got the balls to fight back.

Who Do I Trust? Me!

So there was a trade truce in Switzerland. Bunch of suits shakin' hands makin' deals. They lowered the tariffs a little bit but who knows what they're really plottin'? The U.S. down to 51.1% China at 32.6%. That's still a whole lotta green. They got the money you know. Remember what I told you Manny? 'In this country you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money you get the power. Then when you get the power then you get the women.' And these Chinese they're gettin' there!

Every Dog Has His Day...Or Does He?

Now it ain't all perfect capiche? Manufacturing's slippin' retail sales are slowin' down. Even a shark has a bad day. But exports are still up especially to Southeast Asia. They're movin' product finding new markets. Smart. Real smart. Just like how I diversified my business after I got outta prison! They keep on growin'.

The Yanks Took a Beating

Exports to the U.S. took a dive over 21%. Ouch! But these Chinese they're like cockroaches you can't kill 'em off! They find a way. They always do. They keep hustlin' keep grindin'. That's how you become a king in this world!

Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy!

So what's the bottom line? China's still in the game still makin' money still climbin'. They ain't gonna let some gringo tariffs stop them. Remember what I always say 'I tell you what's good. I'm good at that. If I was running things you wouldn't have to worry about this stuff happening!' These Chinese are smart. Maybe even smarter than those guys in Washington you know? Now get outta here! I got money to count!