Say Hello to My Little Friend… the Corvette ZR1X Hypercar!

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power Then You Get the Car!

Listen up youse guys! Tony Montana's here to tell you about this new ride from General Motors. They call it the 2026 Chevrolet Corvette ZR1X a 'hypercar.' Hypercar? Sounds like somethin' from outer space but I like it! This ain't your grandpa's Cadillac ya know? This is the kinda car that makes you feel like you're takin' over the world... or at least Miami.

Electrification? What is This Frankenstein?

They say it's a hybrid see? Electrification and all that jazz. Sounds like somethin' them nerds in Silicon Valley cooked up. But hey if it makes this thing go faster I ain't complainin'. Faster is good. Remember what I always say: 'Time is money'. And this car it's savin' you time capiche?

1064 Horsepower? That's More Than My Entire Operation!

This baby's got a twin turbo V 8 engine with 1064 horsepower! 1064! That's enough power to blow away any competition any time anywhere. And they're throwin' in an electric axle too! All wheel drive extra horsepower... This ain't just a car; it's a goddamn arsenal on wheels!

233 MPH? I'll Be in Cuba Before You Can Say 'Say Hello to My Little Friend!'

Top speed of 233 mph? Under two seconds from 0 to 60? I could outrun the damn Coast Guard in this thing! Forget hiding in a bathtub; I'm layin' low in this Corvette. I'm tellin' ya this car is faster than my getaway driver after a 'misunderstanding' with a rival.

The Corvette Family: From Stingray to ZR1X – It's a Regular Crime Syndicate!

They got a whole family of these Corvettes now. From the Stingray for the average Joe to this ZR1X for guys like me who want the best. It's a goddamn empire I tell ya! But remember what Sosa said: 'Don't get high on your own supply.' Don't let all this power go to your head. Or do. I don't care. I ain't your mother.

Pricing? If You Have to Ask You Can't Afford It!

They ain't sayin' how much this baby costs yet but let me tell you something: If you gotta ask you can't afford it. This ain't for the faint of heart or the light of wallet. This is for the kingpins the shot callers the guys who know how to make money and how to spend it. So start stackin' that cash compadres. The ZR1X is waitin'.