Say Hello to My Little Friend... and AI Domination: Tony Montana on the UAE's Tech Revolution!

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power... Then You Get the AI!

Listen up you punks. I’m Tony Montana and I know a good deal when I see one. This whole 'UAE Stargate' thing? It's like finding a mountain of uncut Bolivian marching powder but instead of powder it's AI. Nvidia Cisco Oracle OpenAI – these guys are makin' moves big moves. Supplying hardware building data centers in Abu Dhabi... Sounds like someone's gettin' serious about takin' over the world and not the way I used to understand? Trump's involved too? This is gettin’ interesting. Politics tech money...it's all connected like a good shipment.

GB300? Sounds More Like a Street Sweeper... But for Data!

Nvidia's givin' them their latest Blackwell GB300 systems. GB300... sounds like something I used to use to clean up after a party. But hey this ain't about parties anymore. This is about power real power. This 'UAE Stargate' is gonna be collaboratin' with Trump's AI infrastructure project? Like two rivals teamin' up to take over the neighborhood. It's beautiful ain't it? Like a well executed hit... But instead of bullets we're talkin' algorithms.

Oracle's Larry Ellison... Another Player in This Game of Thrones

Oracle's in on this too huh? That Larry Ellison... I heard he's got more money than God. Part of the US Stargate announcement? He’s playin' the game at the highest level just like I always did. This ain't no small time operation. This is the big leagues. But remember what I always say: 'Every day above ground is a good day.' And these guys are climbin' higher than ever. Just hope they don't fall.

5 Gigawatt Capacity? That's Enough Juice to Power My Entire Empire!

This 'massive campus' is gonna have 5 gigawatt capacity and cover 10 square miles? That's bigger than Little Havana! Enough juice to power my whole damn operation and then some. G42 the Emirati firm is buildin' this thing. Smart move. Get the locals involved. Keep 'em happy. That's how you stay on top. Trump visitin' the UAE as part of his state visit? He's seein' the future and the future is made of silicon and money!

OpenAI's Sam Altman: This Guy Knows What's Up

Sam Altman huh? CEO of OpenAI. These guys are lookin' to build data center campuses in 16 states. Ambition I like that. This cat is thinking BIG you understand? Abilene Texas? Sounds like a good place to hide a few things know what I mean? This whole thing is movin' fast. They better watch their backs. Because in this game everyone is trying to take your slice of the pie. I remember when I had 16 states under my command and that didn't end too well for me!

Say Hello to My Little... Chip!: Nvidia Sells 18,000 Blackwell Chips to Saudi Arabia!

18,000 Blackwell chips to Saudi Arabia? These guys are dealin' in serious numbers. That's a lot of power. They're gonna use 'em in data centers totalin' 500 megawatts? This is gettin' out of control! But hey business is business right? AMD's gettin' in on the action too supplyin' chips to Humain. $10 billion committed to the project? That's more than I ever made slingin' blow. Maybe I shoulda invested in chips instead of cocaine.