Say Hello to My Little Ceasefire: Iran, Israel, and a Whole Lotta Missiles!

First You Get the Missiles Then You Get the Truce

Alright listen up you punks! This is Tony Montana talkin'. So they got this beef right? Iran and Israel. Like two pitbulls in a cage. They're throwin' missiles at each other like it's a freakin' Fourth of July party. But then BAM! They call a ceasefire. A freakin' ceasefire! Like tellin' me to stop snortin' coke. Yeah right! But this Trump guy he ain't happy. He's yellin' at 'em like they're a bunch of kids. And then guess what? They listen! This is America baby everybody listens when you get enough power!

The Price of Peace: Oil Stocks and Frisbees

So they stop blastin' each other and what happens? Oil prices go down stocks go up! People are throwin' frisbees on the beach like nothin' ever happened. Frisbees! I'm dealin' with kilos and these people are worried about frisbees. But hey money talks right? And if a ceasefire makes the money flow then maybe just maybe it ain't such a bad thing. But I still keep my AK47 next to me just in case.

Did We Really Blow Up Iran's Nuclear Sites?

They say the US bombed Iran's nuclear sites but some folks are sayin' they ain't completely gone. Trump's screamin' they're "COMPLETELY DESTROYED!" Who the hell knows what's really goin' on? I tell ya these politicians are like drug dealers: they're always lyin'. All I know is if those sites are still kickin' somebody's gonna have to answer to Tony Montana. "You wanna go to war? We take you to war!"

Markets Gone Wild: Buy! Buy! Buy!

The stock market is goin' crazy because of this 'ceasefire.' Everyone's makin' money like they're printin' it. The S&P 500 the Dow the Nasdaq all goin' up! I shoulda dumped all my coke money into stocks. But then again coke never lets you down except when the cops come. Always diversify that’s what my partner Omar used to tell me.

China's Playin' Games... With Money!

While we're busy watchin' Iran and Israel China's over there tryin' to sneak in and steal the dollar's crown. They're pushin' the yuan like they're sellin' hotcakes. They wanna be the big boss huh? Well I got news for them: this is America and the dollar is king! But you gotta keep an eye on these guys just like you keep an eye on your back in this business.

Powell's Waitin': The Fed's Got Time Baby!

This Powell guy from the Fed he's sayin' they're gonna wait before they do anything with interest rates. Inflation's still high but he ain't sweatin'. He's playin' it cool like he's got all the time in the world. But time is money and in this game you can't afford to wait too long. He better make a move soon or Tony Montana might have to "motivate" him.