Say Hello To My Little Investment: Royalty Pharma Looks Like a Hot Buy, Eh?

Six Stocks? I Got Balls Bigger Than That!

So some nerd at CappThesis says they looked at over 10,000 stocks and found SIX worth a damn. Only six eh? I look at a thousand girls every day and find more than six worth a damn and I got no special programs. They say Royalty Pharma RPRX is one of them. They say the chart looks good. Fine I'll play along. I like money and if some chart makes money I will marry the chart.

Head and Shoulders Knees and Toes... and Profits!

They talk about some 'bullish inverse head and shoulders pattern.' Sounds like voodoo to me. But hey if it makes money I'm in. Apparently this pattern means the stock is gonna go up. It's been down for a while they say but it's been rallying since December. This pattern better be good and I will see profits rise like the sun! Remember what I told you people I need that money I need it more than you do.

Breakout? I Know From Breakouts!

These guys say the stock needs to break through $34. That's the 'neckline,' they call it. If it does they predict it could go up to $39. Break out eh? I know about breaking out. I broke out of Cuba I broke into Miami and I break anyone who gets in my way! So $34 is the magic number. I am always ready to break that number. This is the only game they got. I take money and I leave.

Built on a Solid Foundation Like My Empire!

Apparently this 'head and shoulders' thing is built on top of another breakout zone around $32. They say that used to be resistance but now it's support. Like me you see? I used to be a dishwasher now I'm king of the castle! This stock held above $32 so they think it's more likely to keep going up. If you want to make money don't let people waste your time.

Remember 2020? I Barely Do...

They zoom out and say RPRX used to be worth $56.50 back in 2020. It's been down since then but maybe it's ready to come back. People forgot about it because other stocks have been doing better. But that just means it's got room to grow like my bank account! If I can rise to the top why can't this stock do it too. Patience and soon you will be able to smell the money too.

Relative Strength? I'm Stronger Than All Of You!

And this is the best part! These guys say RPRX is doing better than other biotech stocks. I already know this is gonna make me rich! It's a comeback story like me! It's bouncing back from the bottom and if it keeps breaking out it could become a long term uptrend. Like me in Miami! Now you wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!