President Trump clarifies he will not fire Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, causing market fluctuations and sparking debate on presidential influence over the Fed. Hulk just wants everyone to calm down and not make Hulk angry!
President Trump clarifies he will not fire Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, causing market fluctuations and sparking debate on presidential influence over the Fed. Hulk just wants everyone to calm down and not make Hulk angry!

Tiny Man Big Mouth: Trump Backs Down... For Now!

Hulk hear tiny man Trump say he NOT fire pointy hair man Powell. Hulk confused. One minute Trump wanna SMASH Powell like puny god Loki! Next minute he say 'Hulk no fire.' Is like Banner trying to control Hulk... Sometimes work sometimes... KABOOM!

Markets Go Up Markets Go Down: Like Hulk's Pants!

Hulk hear market go 'whee!' after Trump talk. Hulk not understand stocks and bonds but Hulk understand UP and DOWN. Like Hulk's pants when Hulk transforms! One minute fit next minute... RRRRIIIP! Maybe Powell need Gamma radiation? Make economy... STRONGER!

Trump's 'Loser' Comment: Hulk Know Losers!

Trump call Powell 'loser.' Hulk know LOSERS! They try to make Hulk small they try to control Hulk! But Hulk always... SMASH! Maybe Powell just need to get ANGRY! Then nobody call him loser. Unless Hulk there. Then everyone loser.

Independent Fed? Hulk Think 'Independent' Means 'Leave Hulk Alone'!

They say Fed 'independent.' Hulk think that mean Fed leave Hulk alone! Hulk hate when people poke and prod try to tell Hulk what to do. Same with economy. Let it be! Unless it make Hulk angry. Then Hulk fix it with BIG GREEN FISTS!

Hulk's Economic Plan: SMASH Problems!

Hulk got plan for economy! If problem Hulk SMASH! Inflation too high? SMASH! Unemployment too much? SMASH! Everything fixed! Okay maybe Hulk need Banner to explain details but the SMASHING part... Hulk got that covered.

Hulk's Final Thought: Don't Make Hulk Angry!

So tiny man Trump say no fire Powell. For now. Hulk say: Good! Because if Hulk get angry about economy nobody safe! Not Powell not Trump not even... Banner. You wouldn't like Hulk when he's having bad day with investments! Hulk... OUT!

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