Hulk Smash Box Office! Apple's 'F1' Movie Go Faster Than Napoleon!

Hulk See Green! Lots of Green!

Hulk hear news! Apple make movie 'F1: The Movie'. Tiny humans drive fast cars. Hulk think 'Hulk can drive faster!' But then Hulk see numbers! Movie make $293 million! More money than Hulk can count! Even more than puny banner has! This make Hulk… interested. 'Napoleon' get smashed! $221 million? Hulk laugh! Hulk could smash that in one afternoon! Apple say movie good for business. Hulk say 'Good for smashing things too?'

IMAX? Hulk Use Big Screen to SMASH!

Apple team up with IMAX! Big screen! Good for Hulk! 'Jurassic World Rebirth' no get IMAX screen because of fast cars. Hulk think that good! Big screen for big action! Hulk wish Hulk could smash through IMAX screen make bigger! Movie make $60 million from IMAX. Hulk think... not bad for small humans making loud noises!

Money In Money Out. Hulk Confused!

Hulk hear movie cost lots of money. $200 million? $300 million? Hulk smash things cheaper! Then they give money to Warner Bros. and theaters! Lots of splitting! Hulk no like splitting! Hulk like smash! Smart humans say Apple have lots of money so they can take risk. Hulk think 'Risk? Hulk live risk!' But maybe Apple know what they doing.

Apple Not Just Make Phones? Now Movies?!

Apple make phones computers. Now they make movies? Like 'Ted Lasso' 'Severance'. Hulk no understand these shows. Too much talking not enough smashing! But Apple win award for 'Coda'. Smart humans say Apple think movies good business. Hulk think 'If movie have Hulk then VERY good business!' Hulk SMASH competition! Hulk make movie better!

Hulk's Take: Fast Cars Good Smashing Better!

So 'F1' movie make lots of money. Good for Apple. Good for tiny humans who like to watch fast cars. But Hulk think 'Where the smashing?' Hulk need movie with more Hulk! Hulk smash cars Hulk smash bad guys! That movie make ALL the money! Hulk know best! "Hulk is strongest one there is!"

Hulk SMASH Sequels!

Maybe Apple make sequel? 'F2: The Hulk Edition?' Hulk will direct! Hulk will star! Hulk will make sure there is plenty of smashing! And maybe then Hulk understand why tiny humans like these movies so much. Until then Hulk will just… wait… and SMASH!