Hulk Smash! Scammers Try to Steal Trump's Green (But Not Hulk Green)!

Puny Scammers Think They Can Outsmart America!

Hulk HEAR about puny humans pretending to be important people! They use tricky email to steal shiny crypto rocks! These scammers think they smart but Hulk know better. They mess with wrong people! Banner say 'This is textbook fraud,' but Hulk say 'This is Hulk's SMASHING opportunity!'

Trump Vance What Now? Hulk Confused!

Hulk not understand all this 'inaugural committee' talk! Sounds like fancy name for…more puny humans talking in circles! But Hulk DO understand stealing! These scammers pretend to be part of Trump Vance thing use fake email to trick people donate crypto rocks. Hulk think they need a gamma powered lesson!

Email Trickery! 'l' vs. 'i'? Hulk See Through Lies!

These scammers use sneaky email! Change little 'i' to little 'l'! Hulk see right through it! Like when Loki try trick Hulk! Hulk SMASH Loki! And Hulk SMASH these scammers if Hulk find them! "Hulk is strongest there is!" and smartest when it comes to lies!

Crypto Rocks Gone! But Hulk Hope is Not!

Scammers steal 250,300 USDT rocks! That many shiny rocks! Hulk want rocks! But Hulk not steal! Hulk protect! Government try get rocks back punish bad guys. Good! They should feel Hulk's WRATH! (Banner says 'That's a bit much Hulk.' Hulk ignore Banner.)

Nigeria Connection? Hulk Smell Something Fishy!

Some rocks go to Nigeria! Hulk not trust Nigeria! Hulk smash Nigeria if they hide rocks! But Binance help catch bad guys! They freeze account! Binance is good! They deserve gamma sized cookie! Hulk like cookies!

Hulk's Verdict: Scammers Get the SMASH!

Hulk say these scammers are in BIG trouble! They mess with people's money! They deserve to be locked up! Hulk will help! Just point Hulk in their direction! Hulk will deliver justice! Hulk SMASH... the scammers' hopes and dreams!