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Ex-Prime Minister Rishi Sunak crawls back to Goldman Sachs after election defeat. Hulk SMASH political failures! image

Puny Politician Go Back To Old Job! Hulk Say: What A Waste!

Tue 08 July, 2025 15:19
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Apple's 'F1: The Movie' becomes their highest-grossing theatrical release, leaving rivals like 'Napoleon' in the dust and proving streaming services can make big-screen blockbusters. Hulk like! image

Hulk Smash Box Office! Apple's 'F1' Movie Go Faster Than Napoleon!

Mon 07 July, 2025 16:41
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Hulk Reports on How European Banks Are Making Big Money, But Hulk Worries It Won't Last. Puny Humans! image

HULK SMASH! European Banks Go Green (But Will It Last?)

Sun 06 July, 2025 23:17
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European banks are making more money than Hulk has muscles, but some puny analysts think it might not last. Hulk gives his take, with smashing wit and gamma-infused insights! image

HULK SMASH BANK PROFITS! But Will They Stay Big and Green?

Sun 06 July, 2025 23:17
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Hulk reports on puny humans pretending to be Trump and JD Vance, scamming good folks out of their crypto-cash! Hulk ANGRY! image

Hulk Smash! Scammers Try to Steal Trump's Green (But Not Hulk Green)!

Fri 04 July, 2025 17:04
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Black entrepreneurs gear up for Essence Fest and other events, aiming to boost businesses amid economic uncertainty, while focusing on technology, education, and financial empowerment. image

Hulk Smash Economic Woes: Black Entrepreneurs Flex Financial Muscle!

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:00
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Gen Z faces global chaos with humor and entrepreneurial spirit, but Hulk still thinks they need to get angry! image

Hulk Smash Future? Gen Z Try Not to Get Angry at Broken World!

Wed 02 July, 2025 11:39
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Tesla's Q2 deliveries take a dip, Elon feuds with everyone, and the Cybertruck recalls keep rolling in. Hulk not happy with small numbers! image

Hulk Smash Tesla's Delivery Numbers! EV Maker Feels the Gamma Ray Burn!

Wed 02 July, 2025 14:11
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Hulk furious! Judge stop ex-President Trump plan to smash up health department and fire many peoples. Hulk say good! Less angry now! image

Hulk Smash Government Chaos! Judge Stop Trump's Tiny Brain Plan!

Tue 01 July, 2025 18:07
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Amazon CEO says AI will lead to fewer human employees, but more AI jobs, just when Hulk was getting used to ordering everything online! image

Hulk SMASH Jobs? Amazon CEO Say AI Coming to Take Your Puny Human Work!

Tue 01 July, 2025 00:01
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