Puny Politician Go Back To Old Job! Hulk Say: What A Waste!

Sunak Run Away After Big Loss!

Hulk hear small man Sunak no longer big boss in U.K.! Puny Conservatives lose now he run back to Goldman Sachs. Hulk think 'Pathetic!' He probably say 'Hulk I need the money!' Hulk say 'NO! Hulk only need green skin and smashing!'

Goldman Sachs: Place for Tiny Humans

Goldman Sachs? Hulk remember that place. Full of tiny humans in suits making Hulk head hurt with numbers. Now Sunak will tell them important stuff. Hulk bet he use big words to confuse everyone. 'Macroeconomic,' 'geopolitical' – Hulk just want to smash things!

Charity? Or Just Guilt Money?

Sunak say he give money to charity The Richmond Project. Teach little humans to count? Good! But Hulk think maybe he feel bad for losing. Like Banner feel bad after Hulk smash city. Except Hulk smash for reason! Sunak just... lose.

Acoba Say: Wait Your Turn Tiny Man!

Government watchdog Acoba (sounds like a small dog) say Sunak must wait. Hulk understand waiting. Hulk wait for Banner to go away so Hulk can come out and...exercise. Acoba say Sunak can't talk about old job. Hulk think Acoba scared Sunak use secrets for Goldman Sachs. Smart dog!

Limited Smashing Advice

So Sunak can only give advice about strategy and stuff that doesn't remind him of being prime minister. What is the point? Hulk advice is always good: 'Hulk SMASH!' Simple effective. Sunak's advice probably long and boring.

Hulk No Understand Politics But Hulk Understand Losers!

Hulk not care about U.K. politics. Hulk care about smashing things that make Hulk angry. But Hulk see loser when Hulk see one. Sunak lose now he crawl back. Hulk would rather fight Abomination than be like Sunak! Hulk OUT!