Hulk Smash Trade War? Maybe Just a Little Tap... For Now!

Little Talk Big Headache!

Puny humans! Always talking never smashing! China and US had 'good' talk in Switzerland. Good for who? Not Hulk! Sounds like they just agree to disagree... again! Li Chenggang say 'definitely' about talks being constructive. But Hulk say 'definitely' he want more smashing! But Banner say 'Hulk be patient. Diplomacy is important'. Hulk think diplomacy is for puny Banner. Hulk prefer SMASH!

Trump Talk Big China Stay Quiet. Hmmm...

Trump say he might talk to Xi. China say... nothing! Like they scared of Hulk smash! Maybe they are! Analysts say big talk mean progress. Hulk say big talk mean BIGGER SMASH if they LIE! He Yongqian sound like puny name! She say nothing new. Hulk think they hiding something! Banner say 'Hulk don't jump to conclusions.' Hulk say 'Hulk ALWAYS jump to conclusions! That's what Hulk DO!'

Tariff Truce? More Like Tariff Time Out!

They lower tariffs... temporarily! Like putting band aid on gamma bomb! Fix nothing! They make 'communication mechanism'. Hulk think they need SMASH mechanism! They say it help China's economy. Hulk say 'Hulk help economy too! By... uh... keeping people employed fixing what Hulk smash! Yeah that's it!'

Potshots! Not the Fun Kind!

Even with truce they still fight! Like two apes fighting over banana! US say don't use Huawei chips. China say US 'abusing export control measures.' Hulk say BOTH of them need to CALM DOWN before Hulk get involved! China mad about 'long arm jurisdiction'. Hulk say Hulk have long arms too! Good for smashing!

Rare Earth? More Like Rare Headache!

China control rare earth minerals! Use them as leverage! Hulk no like leverage! Hulk like smashing! They tell local authorities to stop smuggling. Hulk think they should stop EVERYTHING and give Hulk a nap! China started blocking exports of rare earth. Hulk think Trump will get mad then Hulk get to SMASH! Maybe! Hulk hope so!

Fentanyl Fury and TikTok Tick Tock!

Some smarty pants say China overestimate rare earth importance. They say US find other ways! Like Canada! Ha! China also need to help with fentanyl! Or else! And what about TikTok? Trump want to sell it! Hulk think TikTok is stupid! People dancing like fools! Hulk only dance when SMASHING! Maybe China just need to give Trump what he want to avoid Hulk get angry. You wouldn't like Hulk when he is angry.