Hulk Smash Tariffs! Stupid Taxes Make Everyone Angry!

Tariffs UP AI DOWN! What a Joke!

Hulk hear puny humans talk about 'tariffs' more than 'AI'! What is AI anyway? Some kind of shiny robot? Hulk prefer smashing! These 'tariffs' make companies ANGRY! More than 350 companies yell about them! Only 200 yell about AI. Hulk think tariffs must be REALLY annoying. Even more annoying than Banner when he gets hangry!

Trump Make Tariffs? Hulk Knows Strong Men Make Bad Decisions!

Hulk remember hearing about orange man named Trump! He make big rules about... trade? Hulk not care about trade. Hulk care about SMASH! But these rules make companies scared. They think prices go up and people get sad. And sad people make Hulk... well you know. 'Hulk not like tariffs when Hulk angry'!

CEOs Scared! Like Little Bugs!

Hulk read that CEOs – you know the big bosses – they scared! More than half think economy go 'boom' soon. Three fourths think tariffs hurt them. Hulk think they need to get stronger! Like Hulk! 'Puny humans always worrying!' But maybe Hulk should worry too? If economy bad no one buy Hulk new purple pants!

Cummins Confused! Hulk Understand!

Some company called Cummins say tariffs make them confused! They can't guess the future! Hulk know that feeling! Sometimes Hulk wake up in different place with different clothes and NO MEMORY! Tariffs sound like Hulk's life! 'Hulk understand confusion!'

No Raise for You! Thanks Tariffs!

Other companies say tariffs stop them from giving raises! Hulk would be ANGRY! Hulk deserve raise! Maybe more rocks to smash? Or bigger cave? This Solventum company say they would give everyone more money but tariffs say 'NO!' Hulk think tariffs are bullies! 'Hulk HATE bullies!'

People Sad! Hulk Not Like Sad People!

People get sad because they think things cost more! They lose faith! Hulk not like sad people! Sad people make Hulk wanna... well Hulk no smash sad people. Hulk try to make them happy! But maybe smashing tariffs is better solution? 'Hulk smash tariffs! Make people happy again!'