Hulk Smash Tariffs! AI Still Greenest One There Is!

Trump Tariff Tantrums: Hulk Not Impressed!

Hulk see puny humans worry about tariffs! Trump smash tariffs make everyone angry. Investors sad about AI like Hulk sad when no smash. But Hulk know AI still strong! Only three of 'Magnificent Seven' green but green is Hulk's color! Hulk always green! Nvidia barely green but Hulk know they make good smashy chips.

Companies Go Big Brain with AI: Hulk Like!

Companies still spend big on AI! Google make new AI thing cost $249.99 a month! Hulk think too much money for puny brains. Tesla want robotaxis! Hulk think robotaxis good for smashing traffic. Josh Brown say AI still important! Hulk agree! Tariffs puny AI strong! AI give market wind! Hulk give market SMASH!

Market Do the Slide: Hulk Get Angrier!

Market slip Tuesday! S&P 500 lose! Dow Jones lose! Nasdaq lose! Hulk no like lose! European market up but Hulk no care! UBS lose because of Swiss government! Hulk think Swiss government no like banks. Hulk think Swiss like chocolate and watches. Maybe they need to smash more!

Musk Say He Stay: Hulk Want Ride in Robotaxi!

Elon Musk say he lead Tesla for five more years! Hulk think Musk crazy but maybe smart crazy. He want voting control! Hulk think Hulk should have voting control of everything! Musk will spend less on politics! Good! Spend more on robotaxis! Hulk want ride! Tesla will have robotaxis in Austin by end of June! Hulk go to Austin! Hulk need to smash traffic in robotaxi!

Google Do More AI: Hulk Confused!

Google make new AI thing called 'Google AI Ultra'! It has Gemini and DeepThink! Hulk think 'DeepThink' sounds like Banner. It also has Flow and Notebook LM! Hulk think too many things! Hulk confused! Hulk just want to smash!

Fortnite Back! Hulk Smash Controllers!

Fortnite back on App Store! Hulk no play Fortnite! Hulk smash controllers! Apple and Epic fight about money! Hulk think they both puny! Judge say Apple can't charge so much! Hulk think judge smart. Maybe judge should smash tariffs too!