
Hulk No Like Waiting!
Hulk read news. All these tiny humans running around delivering things. Reminds Hulk of ants! But these ants use apps and tiny cars. One company BingEx they call themselves 'FlashEx'. FlashEx says 'We fast!' Hulk thinks 'Everyone says they fast. But are they Hulk fast?'
One Ant One Package: Hulk Understands Efficiency!
FlashEx does things different. One tiny human one package. Like Hulk carrying Betty! (But Betty not package). Deutsche Bank smarty pants says FlashEx 'pioneer'. Hulk think pioneer good! Pioneer smash first! But pioneer also build. Hulk hope FlashEx build not just smash.
Cake for Party? Hulk Want Cake!
News says someone use FlashEx to buy cake! Cake for party! Hulk like cake! Maybe Hulk smash cake later. But FlashEx bring cake fast they say. 'Delivery in a flash!' they shout! Sounds like good marketing. Like Hulk shouting 'Hulk Smash!' Everyone remembers.
Money Money Always the Money...
FlashEx making money now! Deutsche Bank lady says 'Positive unit operating profit'. Big words! But means FlashEx not losing money. Good. Hulk no like losing. Hulk always win! Other companies lose money. They like Banner when he try to do science: Always fail!.
Alibaba Wants Fast Food! Hulk Hungry!
Even Alibaba join fight! They sell food and clothes deliver in 30 minutes! 30 minutes! Hulk can smash building in 30 seconds! But for humans 30 minutes fast. Hulk guess. More competition! Like Avengers fighting Ultron! Everyone want be the best!
Hulk Predicts: Boom or Bust?
News says delivery market grow. But slow down. FlashEx focused on money not just being biggest. Smart move! Hulk approve! Hulk like winning but Hulk also like eating! FlashEx stock down. But Deutsche Bank lady says it will go up. Hulk hope so. Hulk want to see FlashEx succeed. Or Hulk SMASH competition!
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