Hulk Smash Inflation Fears But Trade Wars Make Hulk ANGRY!

Hulk No Likey Fuzzy Numbers!

Hulk read news. Numbers say prices quiet. Like Banner when he meditate! But jobs... jobs little shaky. Like puny humans after Hulk smash! They say if things normal banks cut money price. Make boom! But Trump man makes big tariffs. Like Hulk makes big smash! China and U.S. say okay but investors still scared. Investors like Banner always worried! This makes Hulk confused. Data fuzzy! Like Hulk vision after too much Gamma! Seema Shah lady say tariffs might make prices go up later. So no trust numbers now? Hulk HATE not knowing!

S&P Do the Opposite of Hulk!

Stocks go down! Like when Hulk try to be calm! S&P Nasdaq all down. Only U.K. go up. They must have good tea there! Trump man say tariffs stay same but White House say... something else. Always with the talking! Hulk prefer smash! Commerce Secretary Lutnick say 'You can definitely say that.' Hulk say 'Hulk definitely smash!'

Inflation Tiny Fed Stubborn!

Prices go up little bit. Like when Hulk try to gently pick up tiny bird! But Vice President Vance say Fed dumb for not cutting money price. Fed stubborn! Like Hulk when he don't wanna turn back into Banner! Jamie Dimon man say economy get worse soon. Maybe Hulk should smash economy now get it over with?

Musk and Trump Make Up? Hulk No Understand!

Musk man he tweet sorry to Trump man. They fight about bill but now they friends? Humans so weird! Hulk no understand politics! Hulk smash things! Much simpler!

Shadow Fed Chair? Sounds Creepy!

They want new boss for money place but current boss still there! So new boss... shadow boss? Like Hulk following Banner around! Sneaky! This Jeff Cox man explain. Too much talk! Hulk want smash!

Dollar Leaving! Like Hulk Leaving Pants!

Asia no want dollar so much now! They want use own money. Like Hulk want use own fists! World stop using dollar? Dollar get small! Hulk laugh! But then Hulk remember... Hulk like dollars for buying pants! Maybe dollar not so bad?