Hulk Smash Google?! Apple Think AI Make Search Go... Bye Bye!

Hulk No Like Stock Market Go Down!

Hulk hear news! Stocks go down! Alphabet and Apple they feel the Hulk's rage... indirectly. Eddy Cue Apple shiny head man say AI smarty pants search engine gonna smash Google's face! Hulk think 'Hulk smash first!' But this... different. This... computers smash each other! Cue say Apple might use AI from OpenAI Perplexity Anthropic in Safari. Safari that puny browser on the shiny phone. Hulk use hands no need puny browser.

Google Pay Apple? Hulk Say Highway Robbery!

Government people in Washington they fight Google. Say Google play dirty with money like Loki with tricks! Google pay Apple billions! Billions Hulk say! Just to be the default search engine on iPhones. Default! Like default setting on Hulk's rage meter... ALWAYS SMASH! Judge man want to punish Google. Hulk think maybe judge need gamma radiation to REALLY understand punishment.

Apple Shares Fall! Hulk Sense Fear!

Apple stock go down too! Only 2% but still! Hulk sense fear in stock market. Cue say he lose sleep thinking about losing Google money. Sleep! Hulk no need sleep! Hulk just smash! But money...money make puny humans do strange things.

AI Rise Up! Is This Skynet?!

Cue say Safari searches DOWN! First time ever! Blame AI. People use AI to search for things. Hulk think AI just fancy computer program but maybe AI get too smart. Maybe AI want world domination! Hulk will smash AI if it try to control world! 'Puny AI!'

Hulk Think Google Still King... For Now!

Cue still think Google should be default. He still need money! Hulk think this mean Google still king of search but AI nipping at Google's heels! Like Abomination trying to catch Hulk... always fail! But AI... AI maybe get stronger. Hulk must be ready to SMASH if AI get too big for its circuits!

Hulk Say: "Puny Humans and Their Search Engines!"

So Apple think AI gonna smash Google. Google pay Apple billions to be default. Everyone scared of AI. Hulk just want to SMASH! This news make Hulk confused. Maybe Hulk need nap... and then smash something. 'Hulk... SMASH!' Remember that puny humans. And puny search engines.