Hulk Smash! GM Brings Jobs Back to America!

Hulk No Like Empty Factories!

Hulk hear news! General Motors puny humans who make car things spend four BILLION dollars! That's a lot of smashing money! They put it in three American plants. Before cars were made in Mexico. Now they bring 'em here! Good! Hulk like seeing factories busy not empty. Empty factories make Hulk... grumpy. And you don't want to see Hulk grumpy. 'Hulk is strongest there is!' and strongest like seeing PEOPLE WORK!

Trump Man Make Good Deal? Maybe...

Hulk hear talk about... Trump man. He put tariffs on cars from Mexico. Tariffs! Big words! But it seems to work. GM moves car making here because of it. 'Hulk Smash!' to bad deals but maybe this one... okay. Hulk still no like politics. Too much talking not enough smashing.

Blazer and Equinox Hulk Still Prefer Smashing

GM make Blazer and Equinox in Mexico before. Now they make in America! Gas powered cars. Hulk no care much about cars. Hulk smash! But people need car for... shopping? Or running away from Hulk? Okay maybe cars useful. They turn the factory that will make electric truck to make gas cars and trucks. This is good? Maybe. Hulk like strong cars. If electric cars strong Hulk like. If not... SMASH!

CEO Woman Talk Big Hulk Listen (Sort Of)

Mary Barra she the big boss lady at GM say they believe in American innovation. Innovation! More big words! She say they build cars in US to support American jobs. Jobs good! More jobs mean more food for people. Less hungry people mean less angry people. Less angry people mean Hulk can relax! 'That's my secret Cap. I'm always angry.' But less angry is good.

Two Million Cars! Can Hulk Smash Them All?

GM make TWO MILLION cars a year in America now! That a lot of cars. Hulk COULD smash them all but Hulk busy. Maybe later. They make Equinox in Kansas. Blazer in Tennessee. Big plans! Hulk hope they make strong cars. Cars that can survive... Hulk.

Electric Dreams Fading? Hulk No Care Cars Cars Cars!

Hulk hear GM was going to make all electric cars. Then they change mind. Make gas cars instead. Electric good for... tree huggers? Hulk no care. As long as cars strong Hulk happy. And if they make Hulk sized car? Hulk REALLY happy! 'Hulk...smash!'