Hulk Smash Delivery Delays! FlashEx: One Courier, One Package, NO WAIT!

Hulk No Like Waiting!

Hulk read news! Something called 'China' have many many people! And many many internets! They want things FAST! Like Hulk when Hulk want smash! This 'BingEx' company they smart! They use ONE delivery person for ONE package. Like Hulk. Hulk smash ONE thing at a time. No multi tasking! Deutsche Bank lady say they 'pioneer'! Hulk like pioneers. They strong! Like Hulk!

FlashEx? More Like FLASH TASTIC!

They call it 'FlashEx' or 'Shan Song'! Means 'delivery in flash'! Hulk get it! Fast like Banner running from army! You want suitcase? BAM! You want cake? BOOM! Delivered to party! They so good name like 'Kleenex'! Everyone know! Like everyone know Hulk is strongest one there is!

Hulk Mad at Losers!

Deutsche Bank lady say FlashEx make money! Other companies? LOSERS! They lose money! Putting many orders on one person! STUPID! Like trying to put Hulk in tiny room! Alibaba want in too! They want to deliver food clothes in 30 minutes! Hulk can eat a whole Taobao in 30 minutes!

Giants Clash! Hulk Watches!

FlashEx fight with big companies like Alibaba and JD.com! Like Hulk fight Abomination! Dada lost a lot of money! JD.com launch campaign to compete! Everyone losing money! Except FlashEx! Hulk like winning! Winning good! Makes Hulk... content.

Profit Smash!

SF Holdings also have delivery thingy. But small! FlashEx is big! Big like Hulk! Delivery market supposed to grow! Not as fast as before but still grow! People want things delivered! Personalized delivery! Like Hulk want personalized smashing!

BingEx Stock: Hulk Says... Maybe!

BingEx stock go up go down. Like Hulk's mood! Deutsche Bank lady say it will go up more! But stock dropped a lot this year! They stopped doing some business things to make more money. Smart! Hulk think maybe worth something... if it don't make Hulk angry! Hulk no like losing money! It makes Hulk... UNCOMFORTABLE!