Ritholtz Wealth Management CEO Josh Brown says today's stock market bounce is just a blip and warns of potential recession and earnings downturns. Hulk SMASH... the FEAR!
Ritholtz Wealth Management CEO Josh Brown says today's stock market bounce is just a blip and warns of potential recession and earnings downturns. Hulk SMASH... the FEAR!

Puny Bounce! Hulk See Weaker Companies!

Hulk hear puny man Josh Brown talk about market. He say market go up a little but it just a trick! Like Loki! 'Puny god!' Brown say market bounce like little ball not like Hulk SMASH! Hulk think Brown right! Market still weak like Banner before coffee. This market make Hulk ANGRY!

Trump Tariff Tantrum! Hulk No Like!

Hulk see big orange man make angry face and yell about tariffs! Tariffs bad! Make prices go up make people sad! Like when Hulk can't find pants that fit. This tariff thing make Hulk wanna... CALM DOWN Banner CALM DOWN! But Hulk see market scared of Trump just like puny humans are scared of Hulk!

Recession RAGE! Hulk SMASH Economy?

Everyone talk about recession! Recession like bad dream make Hulk sweat. Brown say CEO think recession coming. Even Banner think recession maybe happen. Hulk hope not! Recession mean no more good funding for Banner to work peacefully just constant fear of another transformation! No one wants angry green giant when everyone is losing their jobs! Hulk just want to be LEFT ALONE!

Earnings…Hulk HATES Earnings!

Brown say companies pull guidance like when Hulk try to pull car but it stuck in mud. It bad sign! Very bad! Hulk not understand all the numbers but Hulk understand BAD. If companies hide numbers they hide something like Nick Fury hide secrets from Avengers! This very suspicious! Hulk want answers! HULK WANT TRUTH!

Sell Now Before Hulk Smash Market!

Brown say now is time to get safe! Like put on seatbelt before rollercoaster! Hulk think Brown smart... for puny human. If you not safe market will eat you! Like Hulk eat shawarma after save New York! You must protect yourself or Hulk SMASH you too! ...With kindness of course.

Hulk Go to Stock Exchange?!

Hulk see ad for CNBC Pro LIVE! Experts talk at stock exchange. Hulk think about going smash all the computers! No Banner say 'Hulk be good!' But Hulk wonder if experts have answers! Maybe they have shawarma too! If they don't Hulk leave! HULK NO LIKE BEING TRICKED!

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