Hulk SMASH Uncertainty! These Stocks Could Make You Stronger Than EVER!

Trump Tariff Tantrum! Hulk No Like!

Puny humans worried! Trump make angry noises about tariffs make market go up market go down! Like Hulk when Banner get poked with pointy stick! Trivariate Research guy Adam Parker say market no get better soon. No 'V shaped' recovery? Hulk say 'Hulk get V shaped recovery from smashing!' But market... complicated. Even for Hulk. Parker say he no know what Trump do. Hulk understand. Hulk no understand tiny human plans either! Hulk just wanna smash! But Parker say 'Be smart not smash!' So Hulk listen... this time.

Hulk's Long Term Smash Picks! (Not Buildings!)

Parker say find stocks that grow good. Stocks with good estimates. And not cost too much! Like Hulk! Hulk strong Hulk grow and... okay Hulk cost a LOT in gamma radiation containment and replacement pants. But these stocks good! First United Therapeutics! They make medicine. Some people scared they lose money. Parker say 'Puny fear!' Company have much cash much grow and run by smarty pants! Good deal says Parker. Analysts agree. They see big UP!

Grand Theft Auto VI! Hulk SMASH Cars (In Game!)

Next! Take Two Interactive! They make video games! They make Grand Theft Auto! Game where you steal cars and... well Hulk not say more! But people like it! New game coming! Parker say company make BIG money! Even if world slow down company still grow! Hulk approve! Hulk play game after smashing. Make Hulk feel... less smashy. (Sometimes.)

Martin Marietta Materials: Hulk Build Hulk Smash!

Last! Martin Marietta Materials! They make rocks! Yes rocks! But not just ANY rocks! Rocks for building! Roads! Bridges! Hulk like roads! Hulk smash on roads! Parker say good business! Always make money even in COVID! No worry about robots or China! Just rocks! Stock went down now good time to buy! Analysts say 'BUY!' Hulk say 'Hulk buy Hulk build Hulk... smash!' (Later.)

CNBC Pro LIVE: Hear Smart People! Hulk Go If They Have Free Snacks!

Want more smart talk? CNBC have meeting! Smart people talk about money! They have snacks? Maybe Hulk go! You go if you smart! They help you make money so you no need to be angry like Hulk! Unless... you WANT to be angry like Hulk? Then... well Hulk can help with that too!

Hulk's Final Word: Be Smart Be Strong... and SMASH (Responsibly!)

Hulk hope you listen! Market scary but these stocks maybe help. Be smart! Do research! And remember... even Hulk take advice sometimes (from smart Banner head)! Now go make money! And try not to get TOO angry! Unless... you want to! Then... RRRRAAAGGGHHH!