China Say NO! Hulk Hear!
Hulk hear little puny humans in China say no talk! Trump man say talk China man say NO! Hulk confused. Is like Banner try tell Hulk what to do! Hulk NO listen! China NO listen either! Maybe Hulk SMASH both sides make them listen! Hulk tired of all this talky talky. Hulk want action! Hulk want SMASH!
Trump Man Say What?
Trump man he say China need US more! Hulk think everybody need Hulk more! Hulk strongest there is! But Trump man say China playing games. Playing to 'different audience'. What that even mean? Is there audience for tariff? Hulk think only audience is ANGRY! And Hulk know angry very well. Don't make Hulk angry. You won't like me when I'm angry... or maybe you will.
Empty Shelves? Hulk Hungry!
Empty shelves? NO! Hulk NO like empty shelves! Hulk need food! Hulk need protein! What Hulk gonna eat if stores empty? Maybe Hulk eat tariff! Is tariff tasty? Hulk doubt it. Bessent man say no worry retailers ordered ahead. But what happen after? Hulk think Bessent man need gamma ray smoothie to wake him up! 'Hulk... SMASH!' that's what Hulk tell empty shelves!
De Escalate? Is That Like... Climb Down?
Bessent man talk 'de escalation'. Hulk think de escalate mean climb down. Like when Hulk get really REALLY mad and Banner try make Hulk calm. Doesn't work. China say Trump man must scrap tariffs first. Like Hulk give back tiny human toys! Hulk NO give back toys! Unless Hulk break them first! Argh!
Meeting? What Meeting? Hulk Missed?
Trump say meeting happen! But who meet who? Where meeting? Hulk want to be at meeting! Hulk good at meetings! Hulk make sure everybody pay attention! Maybe Hulk should be new negotiator! 'Hulk negotiate! Or Hulk SMASH!' See? Simple!
Hulk Solution: SMASH!
Hulk think all this talk is waste of time. Solution simple: Hulk SMASH tariffs! Hulk SMASH problems! Hulk SMASH EVERYTHING! Then maybe everyone get along. Or maybe not. But at least Hulk feel better. Hulk go smash things now. Is good for stress.
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dexy
Empty shelves? Time to start a garden!
infernalelf
I'm with the Hulk, SMASH!
deeno92
China just needs to play ball. America first!
skesuol
Maybe a good old fashioned wrestling match would solve this...
la1079
De-escalation? More like a descent into madness!
marlena
If the shelves are empty, I'm blaming everyone involved.