Hulk See Red! Trade War Gets Uglier!
Hulk don't like bullies! But Hulk also don't like stupid decisions! Seems like US and China they both acting like puny Banner when he hungry! China MAD! US MAD! Everyone MAD! They throw tariffs like Hulk throw cars – EVERYWHERE! China they say they gonna protect their stuff. US they say China PANICKING! Hulk say... BOTH WRONG! Hulk only panic when no more gamma radiation!
Tariff Tsunami! Hulk Need Bigger Pants!
China they hit back HARD! 34% tariffs on EVERYTHING from US! That's like Hulk smashing EVERYTHING in lab! And they stop selling important rocks! Rare earth elements that's what puny humans call them. Now US defense and space guys sad. Good! Maybe they learn not to make Hulk angry! China also putting more US companies on 'unreliable' list. Sounds like Hulk's list of annoying humans!
Escalation Station! Hulk's Anger Going UP!
Some smart people say this all gonna get WORSE! They say China and US gonna decouple! Like Hulk and Banner! Except Hulk and Banner always come back together... eventually. US probably gonna slap MORE tariffs on China. They want to teach everyone a lesson. But Hulk think lesson is: Don't make Hulk angry... and don't start stupid trade wars!
No Deal! Hulk Get No Ice Cream!
Everyone thought China was playing nice. Like Banner trying to calm Hulk with tea. But NO! China angry now! They not talking! Trump even tried to bribe China with TikTok! Said he might lower tariffs if China sell TikTok to US! Hulk think that's like trying to calm Hulk with a tiny cookie! NOT GONNA WORK!
Dignity? Is That Like Hulk's Strength?
China say 'National dignity!' Hulk think that's like Hulk's strength! Very important! They don't want to look weak. But some people think China still wants a deal. Maybe they just trying to look tough. Like Hulk before he smash! Gotta look intimidating!
Market Meltdown! Hulk's Portfolio CRASHING!
All this fighting make the markets go CRAZY! Like Hulk in a china shop! Stocks going down! Money going down! Everyone sad! China say they gonna fix it by spending more money and making things cheaper. Hulk say... just stop fighting! It's easier! Now Hulk go smash something to feel better!
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crazychic
Hulk SMASH tariffs!
WorkSourceOwensby123
Why can't they all just get along?
ghostkiller
This is just like when Loki tried to trick everyone!
ophelia
Hulk thinks Banner is smarter than all of them.
Alien
Hulk is the strongest there is!
powerson
Hulk need a vacation. Trade war make Hulk tired.
mrjayuk
Someone get Hulk a sandwich!
gabs8513
Puny humans and their puny trade wars!