Hulk Numbers! Rawr!
Hulk see numbers! UK inflation at 3.4%! ONS say it right this time? Last time ONS say car tax wrong! Hulk think ONS need Banner... Banner good with numbers. But Banner no smash! Hulk smash numbers if they no make sense! 'Hulk... SMASH!' – that what Hulk always say!
Food Fuel and Flying... Hulk Angry!
Inflation up inflation down! Like Hulk's mood! Food and furniture go up make Hulk angry! Transport go down... maybe Hulk take plane instead of smashing city? But air fares tricky! Easter confuse pricing! Fuel down... good for Hulk's smashing car... but Hulk still smash!
Pound Wiggle! Hulk Watch!
British pound wiggle! Up 0.22% against dollar! Hulk no care about dollars! Hulk care about smashing! But Banner say 'Money make world go round.' Hulk think world go round better when Hulk smash bad guys!
Treasury Lady Talk... Hulk Bored!
Rachel Reeves say Treasury do stuff! Stabilize finances! Control inflation! Hulk think 'Hulk control inflation by smashing it!' But Reeves say 'more to do.' Hulk think Reeves need Hulk... Hulk get things done FAST!
Bank People Worry! Hulk Laugh!
Bank of England worry about interest rates! They think 'Should we up? Should we down?' Hulk say 'SMASH THE RATES!' Make them do what you want! Hulk no understand but Hulk know smashing always good answer.
Future Numbers! More Confusion!
Bank people think inflation go up then go down! Like Hulk's rage! Up then down! But Hulk always ready to smash! Stay tuned for more Hulk news... if Hulk not too busy smashing!
UK inflation Office for National Statistics ONS Rachel Reeves Bank of England interest rates consumer price index CPI British pound economy
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