Hulk SMASH! India Says Growth Strong, Even With Pakistan Making Hulk ANGRY!

Hulk No Like Pakistan! But India Still Strong!

Hulk hear India High Commissioner to Singapore Shilpak Ambule talk on small screen box. He say even with Pakistan making boom boom noises India still grow! Airports open travel safe. Hulk like travel… to smash things! Ambule say India making trade deal with UK talking to US and Europe. Good! More money for Hulk to… uh… smash into things maybe? Hulk no understand finance Hulk only understand SMASH!

US Trade Deal? Hulk Say HURRY UP!

Ambule say trade talks with US slow. Like Hulk trying to put on tiny human pants! “Very difficult to give timeline,” he say. Hulk say make timeline NOW! Hulk want see more… things! Shiny things! Things to… you get it. Investors still like India story even with boom boom threats. They say India strong. Hulk agree. India like Hulk… sometimes.

Operation Sindoor? Sounds Like Paint! But NO! Is FIGHT!

Then Ambule talk about Modi's speech about “Operation Sindoor.” Sound like messy paint job but NO! Is BIG fight with Pakistan! Modi say India smash back at terrorists not care if they hide behind government. Hulk understand. Hulk no like hiding! Hulk SMASH whoever bother Hulk!

Pakistan Playing Games? Hulk Say GAME OVER!

Ambule say ceasefire depends on Pakistan. “Ball in Pakistan’s court,” he say. Hulk say if Pakistan drop ball Hulk SMASH ball! And Pakistan! Modi say Pakistan must smash its own terror things. Hulk agree! “Puny god” Loki try hide behind lies Hulk still smash!

Terrorists Attack? Hulk Get… VERY… ANGRY!

India strike Pakistan because terrorists attack tourist town. Twenty five Indians and one Nepalese die. Hulk VERY ANGRY! Terrorists bad! Hulk smash bad guys! Hulk protect innocent! Like Banner always trying to do but Hulk do it better.

Hulk Say: Leave India Alone! Or Hulk… YOU KNOW!

So India grow even with Pakistan being pain. Hulk say let India do its thing! Or Hulk come over there and… well you know. Hulk SMASH! Hulk leave you with wise words from Banner: “Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” But let’s be honest EVERYONE likes Hulk when Hulk angry! Right?