Analysts say despite trade tensions with the US, the EU and China are unlikely to become close allies quickly due to existing economic and geopolitical hurdles. Hulk not surprised!
Analysts say despite trade tensions with the US, the EU and China are unlikely to become close allies quickly due to existing economic and geopolitical hurdles. Hulk not surprised!

Little Guys Fight Big Guys Watch!

Hulk hear puny humans talking 'bout China and Europe! They no become best friends like Hulk and... uh... sometimes Banner? Trump man make tariffs! Tariffs make everyone angry like Hulk when Banner take pants! Analysts say EU and China no gonna team up 'gainst America. Hulk say 'Good luck with that!' Hulk not trust little guys. Always scheming!

Money Money Everywhere! But Nobody Wants to Share!

These little brains say EU and China both want to sell stuff! Both want shiny cars and clean... tech? Hulk no care 'bout clean! Hulk care 'bout SMASH! But analysts say they fight over who sells more. No surprise! Everyone greedy like Ross when he sees Hulk! Hulk hear they compete with each other they export economies. Like two Hulks want to smash same puny robot!

EU Mad! China Mad! Everyone Mad!

EU say China give money to companies! Make electric cars cheap! Hulk think cheap cars good! But EU say unfair! They put tariffs on China! China get mad! China send investigation on EU pork and brandy! Pork? Brandy? Hulk want SMASH! All this trade war make Hulk head hurt. Maybe Hulk smash something later.

More Problems Than Hulk Has Muscles!

Not just money fight! They got problems with... rights for humans? Hulk smash for human rights! But China... not so much apparently. And China help Russia! EU no like! Many problems! These analysts say deep mistrust between EU and China in areas like intellectual property. Smart words! Like Banner use! Hulk think even Avengers have easier time than this!

China Try to Be Friendly... or Not!

China see America and EU fight! China think 'Hulk... I mean China can be friends with EU now!' Maybe China break them apart! Like Hulk break metal door! But maybe EU not so dumb! Maybe EU try to get China to open up economically! Like opening a can of soda! But China keep support for Russian defense. So EU be skeptical!

Nothing Change Still the Same!

These analysts say it a mess! Even with America in the mix! Trade fight get worse! EU get tough on China! Softer words but tougher actions! Just like Banner. Soft words but turn into Hulk! Hulk think things will stay messy. Hulk just want a nap. And maybe smash something after nap!

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