HULK SMASH TARIFFS! Trump's Trade War Sends Shipping Stocks WILD!

Tiny Tariffs Make Hulk ANGRY!

Puny humans! Always with the talking and the trading! But Hulk sees red when numbers go up and down like Banner's temper! This 'Maersk' thing a big boat company their tiny shares went UP! Because Trump the loud man paused some tariffs. Tariffs are like little hammers that smash trade! Hulk prefers BIGGER hammers!

Trump SMASH... China?!

But Trump still angry at China! He make tariffs BIGGER! Hulk think that make China angry too! Trump say China no respect. Hulk know about no respect! No respect is like poking a sleeping Hulk! BAD IDEA! This make Maersk shares dance like puppets but Hulk not trust tiny dance.

Shipping Companies Do the Happy Dance (Briefly)

Maersk shares jump ten percent. TEN PERCENT! That's like... ten tiny Hulks! Hapag Lloyd another boat company also go up. They think they safe now? HAH! Hulk know better. Trade war make waves like Hulk make earthquakes! Nobody safe!

Trade War: Bad for Everyone Except Maybe News Anchors!

These little humans at Maersk they say Trump's plans not good. Hulk agree! 'Significant,' they say. Hulk say 'Duh!' Trade war make world economy shaky. Like trying to build a sandcastle when Hulk walking by. SMASH!

Maersk: 'We Need to See...' Hulk See Green!

Maersk say they wait and see. See what? See more tariffs? See more chaos? Hulk see green! Hulk see smashing opportunities! Maybe Hulk should buy boat company! Then Hulk control ALL THE THINGS!

Hulk's Economic Forecast: Cloudy with a Chance of SMASHING!

Maersk also warn about tariffs on Mexico and Canada. They say it make prices go UP! Hulk know this! When prices go up people angry! When people angry they call Hulk! And Hulk... well you know what Hulk do. Hulk smash all the tariffs all the problems all the tiny humans trying to make sense of it all! Hulk leave you with this 'Puny tariffs big smash!'